Hailey Ingle

“I would say 75% of the things I say are either sarcasm or lies. That's the jungle of a personality I have." - Karen Kilgariff, MFM

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

*watching planet earth II*

Narrator: the capybara has escaped the jaws of the jagaur

Me: 🥳🤙🏻😎

Narrator: but now, what will the jaguar eat to survive???

Also me: 😫💔😢

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

@MomsOfNDSU Brrep

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

what does a&w even stand for?? ... amburgers & woot beer?

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

@stefdagz

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

@jessy_harder_

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

JUSTICE FOR GEORGE FLOYD.
https://t.co/DjqqMGFopT

[sarah 🕸♡ @VampireGhuleh]

I know everybody always talks about the plague doctors but can we please discuss this plague nurse?? She’s really out here serving looks.

[Ali Gordon @msalicenutting]

ANIMAL CROSSING: you pull out a fish you caught two minutes ago and everyone in town applauds you.

STARDEW VALLEY: you spend 19 days growing a carrot and give it to a woman who disdainfully says, “I don’t want this” yet still takes your carrot. The carrot costs 2,000 dollars.

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

I’m no expert but...... this seems like a bad idea

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

“Today I am instructing my administration to halt funding of the World Health Organization,” says President Trump in today’s #pressbriefing

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

I don’t think I’ve truly felt anything since the Shark in the Water Degrassi promo in 2010 https://t.co/tgLemZiO3B

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

@acuteleaf Wonderwall

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

I can honestly say I have never identified with art more than I do with Vanessa Stockard’s paintings of cats

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

Forever playing as Isabelle on Mariokart, impatiently waiting for @animalcrossing to come out in March 🌚 #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #NintendoSwitch

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

Does anyone else ever just feel like:

[Hailey Ingle @hailzingz]

@thebeccalynn @HIPearson27 @jessicaaharter Yes omfg hat mouse! Floppy old topper gets me every time. And Krobus! Sewer boi