Abu Nami

Creator of something's you have seen, something's you haven't and something's nobody should have.

[Abu Nami @haitchabba]

I so desperately want a fat cat

[BudgIT Nigeria @BudgITng]

Wait till you see what we found.

• ₦3.5bn for a Technical & Vocational Training College in Kaduna.
• ₦1.4bn for road construction in Ogun.
• ₦700m for dental X-ray machines and dental chairs in Ekiti.

All under the National Commission for Almajiri and Out-of-School Children Education.

And this wasn't a one-off.

While analysing the 2026 budget, we found 11,122 constituency projects worth ₦6.93 trillion that blur agency mandates, making it harder for Nigerians to follow the money and hold the right institutions accountable.

We unpacked what this means for the credibility of the 2026 budget in our Federal Government Approved Budget Analysis.

Every Nigerian needs to know what the government is doing. Read 👉 https://t.co/nxkE5yEr64

[Zagazola @ZagazOlaMakama]

Troops Repel ISWAP Attack on Cross Kauwa, Recover Camcorder Linked to Foreign Terror Facilitators

By Zagazola Makama

Troops of the Joint Task Force North East, Operation HADIN KAI (OPHK), have repelled a coordinated infiltration attempt by suspected ISWAP terrorists on Cross Kauwa in Kukawa Local Government Area of Borno State, inflicting heavy casualties on the attackers and recovering a camcorder containing intelligence materials linking the operation to foreign terrorist facilitators.

Intelligence sources told Zagazola Makama that the attack occurred at about 10:20 p.m. on Friday, July 11, when scores of terrorists attempted to infiltrate the military position under the cover of darkness.

The sources said troops of the 19 Brigade, Sector 3, detected the advancing insurgents early and responded with coordinated firepower, forcing the terrorists to abandon the assault and retreat after suffering significant losses.

According to the sources, the terrorists had intended to loot cholera-related medical supplies from the community, a development believed to support recent intelligence indicating a cholera outbreak within ISWAP camps around the Lake Chad region.

The sources added that the attempted raid also aligns with previous intelligence reports suggesting that some infected fighters had allegedly been executed by the group in an effort to contain the outbreak.

During exploitation of the battlefield, troops recovered a Sony camcorder, several rounds of PKT and 7.62mm Special ammunition, terrorist uniforms and other combat items.

Military intelligence officers who conducted a preliminary forensic examination of the recovered camera reportedly found operational videos and propaganda materials. The latest recording before the failed attack allegedly showed that the operation was coordinated by four senior ISWAP commanders alongside three foreign terrorist facilitators.

The foreign nationals were identified as a Palestinian Arab known as Abu Ishaq, believed to be the group’s chief trainer; a Moroccan identified as Abu Thaiba, reportedly serving as a medical doctor within the terrorist network; and another unidentified Arab operative whose identity is still being investigated.

[Abu Nami @haitchabba]

I will take any kind of fever any day over stomach ache. Yaa Salaam

[Abu Nami @haitchabba]

The cast of The Odyssey just fangirling Christopher Nolan in every interview.

[والد البنات @HiluxDriver]

Yet the Governor built new government house, international conference centre, flyover then still wanting to go to senate. Insatiable devils.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“We won the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, but Nigerians had no idea what we went through. The NFF didn’t pay for our hotel, our training bus was taken away, and we were eating rice for lunch and dinner every day. We had to use our own money for food and even rent a mini bus ourselves”😳

— Jay-Jay Okocha

[TwoTwenTea. @TwoTwenTea]

Clarity takes time… and that is okay.
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Our blends take you through every season of life.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

How dare Belgium beat America and use our president’s own jerkoff dance against him!

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Dear @mehdirhasan

This lying double-mouthed dishonest aide called Daniel Bwala that you publicly exposed his hypocrisy to the world a few months ago, now claims Al Jazeera “apologised” to him over your interview with him.

Please is this claim true?
And if true, what exactly did Al Jazeera apologise to him for?

Dear Nigerians,
Pls retweet until @mehdirhasan sees this and publicly responds to clear the air.

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[Abu Nami @haitchabba]

Yaa Salaam 😂

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

A candidate had a two-year gap on his resume.

I asked him about it.

He said he'd taken time off to care for a terminally ill parent.

I smiled and told him that shows incredible empathy, resilience, and dedication. I assured him those are exactly the soft skills we value in our leadership track.

He looked visibly relieved and thanked me for being so understanding.

I nodded and concluded the interview on a warm note.

Then I opened our applicant tracking system and selected "Reject" from the dropdown.

People who've dealt with real life-and-death stakes rarely panic over a missed deliverable.

We can't have that in the company.

[Abu Nami @haitchabba]

@adaobiadibe_ @marvel_updat3s I can’t bear the weekly wait, I’m just going to steer clear of any spoilers and watch it when it all ends.

[Mallam Abdulsalam Ahmad @Abdul_Ahmad_]

A good numbers of Terrorist Bandits were neutralized yesterday in Gumi LG.

Keep the good work Nigerian Military

[Abu Nami @haitchabba]

That sounds like a threat

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Every Nigerian will feel impact of my reforms.

~ President Bola Tinubu says

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Confirmed: Fulani bandit leader terrorizing Zamfara State, Alhaji Tukur was caught alive by vigilantes and butchered into pieces after a foiled attack in Dogon Kade community, Kaura. [v. Gory images in comments]

[Daily Trust @daily_trust]

VIDEO: How Almajiri Commission Included Ogun, Ekiti Roads In N8.4bn Projects

[عابري سبيل @jarrhead15]

Maybe dan NURTW take so 🌚🤣

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

"That's some nice calligraphy you got there..."