Haley Drake

long time dallas cowboys and Iowa state sufferer • full time patriots hater

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL after the World Cup is finally over and they can revert all the natural grass back to artificial turf for the league's biggest stars to tear their ACLs on

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[miia @miiagarro]

being a man must be so easy all you have to do is lie and get haircuts

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

“And every four years we will care about soccer and get very into it”

“Will we start watching soccer?”

“We will not”

[lynz @lynziekate]

My run as a soccer watcher

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

How I reacted to the Balogun news (I’ve cared about this sport for 4 weeks)

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

“Sir, can U.S. Soccer appeal the red card?”

“No, they cannot.”

“So how is Folarin Balogun cleared to play?”

“Nobody knows.”

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to get political, but America is real pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and i think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

i’ll throw on the world cup in the background while I clean my house and an hour later I am crying for my second homeland of cape verde

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

this is the best wedding i never attended

[fa⁷⋆.⸆⸉ is seeing bts @folkwithluv]

fuck parasocialism my best friend taylor alison swift is getting married today

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"And they will play a game, divided into two halves."

"And how much time is in each half?"

"Nobody knows."

[Annamarie ❤️‍🔥 #1 speak now stan @annamar13nicole]

and if you see me throwing back vodka lemonades this weekend, just know it's for my close friend taylor swift's wedding and not for the 4th of july

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

The New York Jets have threatened to play football soon

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I know an NFL version is impossible but a sick part of me wants to see 20 kids trying to gang tackle Derrick Henry

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dog when there’s a guy totally minding his own business across the street

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Me liking and reposting everything Obama and Juneteenth related for the rest of the day and weekend

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾