Haley

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[cal? @cal_gif]

if you’re sad that you won’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day please keep in mind those of us who don’t even have a groundhog for groundhogs day

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Me every day of the pandemic

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

There’s some whores in this house, but with a little love and elbow grease, there could be some whores in this *home*.

[jame @kloogans]

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks

my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Ted Cruz hustling past scrum of reporters in the Houston airport, beads clacking in his braided hair

[Haley @haleyrinderle]

@on_dray_uh Same with you driving

[alex bigelow @a__biggs]

“You’re so hot”
Ok, then tell me exactly how in very specific detail very loudly into this microphone

[human aaron @humanaaron]

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

How 2020 has gone so far

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It’s World Health Day, and we owe a profound debt of gratitude to all our medical professionals. They’re still giving their all for us every day, at great risk to themselves, and we can’t thank them enough for their bravery and their service.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Tom Hanks was like the number 1 person not allowed to get this shit