𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚢.

world's best cat mom.
she/her.

[𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚢. @haleyzemlock]

10/10/2020 was the best day❤

[alfie @alfienxo]

outfit repeater
meal repeater
movie rewatcher
i know what i like

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

this song did violent, irreversible damage to my brain chemistry and i obviously mean that in a positive way

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

[K @kourtneyinhell]

the older I get the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these mfs quite often

[lou! @lousleafss]

normalize not blaming the goalie unless its jordan binnington

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

real

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[Matt Caron @heyitsMattCaron]

the pose i make when i inspect the bottom shelf of dvds at the thrift store:

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

Stop using AI for dumb jokes. Canva is free. Put a Bean png over a Vatican background asset like a real man

[madi 🤠 @barzillier]

me the second my hockey team does something

[lauren @winonaddict]

lane kim im so sorry i wasn’t in the gilmore girls writers room cause i would’ve never done this to you

[sandy @satosgs]

it’s sad how no nhl jersey will ever come close to her sparkle and shine….

[Blyatman @BigBoyOnTheWeb]

The “woke propaganda" in question and it's just cartoons/shows telling you how to be a good person and helping you learn.

[(SEBASTIAN AHO IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION) @sebihinet]

”go to hell” basic. unlikely. ”i hope your team’s franchise player gets traded to your rivalry team and eliminates said original team with a hat trick in game 7.” scary, threatening. could happen to you or a close one.

[Apple Sauce for the Suckling Sucker @SenatorLuma]

did previous fascist movements feel so stupid to live through

[Jeff Nippard @JeffNippard]

Sure, in hindsight, this specific guideline feels like an overreaction but I will never understand why wearing a mask during an emerging global pandemic was so traumatic to people that it still bothers them 5 years later? Health care providers wear a mask literally every day?

[Ari Cohn @AriCohn]

They really just have no idea what due process is

[deli @delylahwylde]

Hiring a graphic designer to do an ai slop trend is a huge w tbh

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

i’m scared to meet new people because what if they have advanced personalization settings on chat gpt and then i have to hit them in the head with a hammer