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I tweet only to come back here when I’m old to contemplate how right/wrong I was about things.

[. @halfbreadprince]

Unpopular opinion: Consistently investing like you’re 50 when you’re 21 through 50 will yield better results than age appropriate risky investments.

[Kage Invests 影 @Investmentkage]

My biggest investment mistake was investing like I was 50 when I was 21.

[Mr. Owen 🇵🇹🇿🇲 @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[Pryde @utdmotion]

Never thought I would see a Bruno Fernandes x Gojo Satoru edit be so tough

[. @halfbreadprince]

BTS fans finding out Drake fans are bigger d*ckriders than them😭

[Spotify @Spotify]

The initial streams review process was completed manually, resulting in streams from two different album tracks being combined. Drake continues to hold the record for most-streamed artist and album in a single day in 2026. We apologize for the error and have implemented updated review procedures to prevent similar issues in the future.

[. @halfbreadprince]

@RishiJoeSanu The wealth here is the gold seized from the incoming international passengers’ rectum.

[. @halfbreadprince]

@mxtaverse It’s the other way around. BJP is now popular in those region because they did what Congress couldn’t do even after staying in power for so long after Independence.

[. @halfbreadprince]

@unraveaero Was wondering what you’d say since you weren’t here during those days😂

[. @halfbreadprince]

Your everyday reminder that we don’t hate Congress enough.

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Toilet access in Indian households: 2014 vs. 2026.

[. @halfbreadprince]

Mockery instead of empathy and you thought people would side with you?

[Evan Zhao @EvanZhao6]

The kids are definitely not alright….

[. @halfbreadprince]

@karanrajan No post lunch/evening walks around the office campus either.

[. @halfbreadprince]

@RBASHAGGER Are people who can’t even afford to buy their first home supposed to feel bad for all these teachers and nurses?

It’s all these nurses and teachers “investing” in the real estate that drove up the prices to begin with.

[. @halfbreadprince]

Pradhanmantri Electric Shock Yojana

[Aravind @aravind]

The number of people without electricity by country.
Look what happened after 2016. Someone started fixing India for real. Many things at a time. Still some way to go. The lag of last 60 is that bad.

[. @halfbreadprince]

All quiet on the TCS Nashik front.

[. @halfbreadprince]

@Pk_rsy Karnataka is no different.

Lucky that Dhruva Sarja or Darshan aren’t in politics. Wouldn’t want to imagine the scenes.

[. @halfbreadprince]

@TheKannadiga_RF @KSRTC_Journeys @RLR_BTM @ChristinMP_ @ravikeerthi22 How else are they supposed to fund the Bitti Bhagyas?

[. @halfbreadprince]

Indian leftists hide under the excuse of veganism/vegetarianism being classist, casteist or elitist while they savour chicken biriyani.

[Maya Luna (NYC arc ✈️) @envisionedluna]

Non-vegan leftists hate veganism because it's the one "morally correct" position you actually have to put effort into and can't just virtue signal (ie anti-fascism, anti-billionaire, anti-racism pro-LGBTQ).

[. @halfbreadprince]

@GabbbarSingh Zero trees, plants or pots and so much concrete and parking tiles? In Lucknow? Where summer average highs are 38-40 degrees celsius? And that design?

Thought money can’t buy class but who knew it also can’t buy common sense.

[. @halfbreadprince]

@AamAadmiParty Please ask him to fast until death and set an example. Thanks and regards.

[. @halfbreadprince]

Lisan Al Gaib

[kuki @kumxem]

I’m looking for a powerful boy name. Think leader energy. Any suggestions asap pls?

[. @halfbreadprince]

Scott McTominay? Behave now