aphex thom

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

The Claw™ is an art form and some people are not real artists

[aphex thom @halfdedguy]

Getting a post card instead of stickers with Wooting keyboards is cute

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Jonah hill thinks being fat made him typecast as a loser, nah them directors saw ya soul

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

It’s a cult.

[Zito @_Zeets]

He should just work for them and leave us alone

[Brian Essbe @SortaBad]

Obviously very few people still see Jonah as just the fat guy from Superbad. He's done so much with his life. He's also the fat guy from moneyball, the fat guy from wolf of wall street, the fat guy fro-

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

I feel like the answer might be related to fact that you call him Punisher and her Zendaya

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

The Cristiano decision days after their White House dinner, hydration breaks, the Trump peace prize, crazy ticket prices, the half-time show and then Balogun...

How Infantino engineered the World Cup to sell his doomed plan. https://t.co/JphsOm9kSz

[The Associated Press @AP]

UEFA says it has lost confidence in FIFA President Gianni Infantino and that “no option should be off the table” as it will pursue a full review of his now abandoned plan to sell stakes of the World Cup to private equity investors. https://t.co/AjDd32f2nl

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

BREAKING: UEFA countries unanimously in support of boycotting World Cup in protest at FIFA's plan to sell stakes in tournament to private investors, say sources.
Decision taken at emergency virtual meeting

https://t.co/hEgGA62JwQ

[. @D1Br7ne]

People calling Bouaddi an 8 have fundamentally misunderstood his ontological profile. He’s a rotational inverse 6.75 manipulating pre-possession dynamics through interdimensional half-spaces and harmonic scanning frequencies.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love declining cookies. i love telling TSA agents i do not consent to having my photo taken. i love pretending i have any agency over the countless tiny ways i am surveilled every single moment of every single day

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

French Goalkeeper Steve Mandanda has a brother called Parfait Mandanda. Meaning that their parents called one of their children Perfect, and the other one Steve.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Honestly, this whole Manchester United season ticket fiasco should have mainstream media shouting from the rooftops. It’s a disgrace on so many levels and should be called out as such by the numerous ex-United talking heads that populate football media in this country.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

There are two boys that send me music. When one sends me a song, I send it to the other. Then that one sends me a song back, so I send it to the first. They both think I have great taste in music, but I don't; they do. They're musical soul mates and they'll never know it.

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

She told me she was going to NY for a girls trip.

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

bluesky is so cool