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Swimmer, physicist, gaming enthusiast and Tin-Tin/Simon Pegg look alike (apparently)

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@PlayStation Go sit on it and swivel, you bunch of weapons-grade cockwombles

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@SkyNews Should be named and prosecuted

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@stevelondeau @Osint613 Denmark had a higher casualty rate per population than the US

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@windowsdev More AI slop

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@rampagejackson You’re a god-awful father and you raised a 🔔end

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@business Utter scumbags

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Eveytime @NickFerrariLBC says we shouldn’t tax the rich I wish @garyseconomics was there to school him

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@Citizen54S @Riley_Gaines_ Written by AI by the looks of things

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@Simone_Biles Whoops

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@LibertyCappy With an exorcism

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@UKLabour I’d argue no current party is for working people…

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@thameswater @Petedefeet222 Maybe you should’ve invested the £bns profits to build the needed infrastructure, before handing them over as dividends and poisoning our waterways, you utter (pond) scum

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@thameswater @Steve_Butler Maybe you should’ve invested the £bns profits to build the needed infrastructure, before handing them over as dividends and poisoning our waterways, you utter (pond) scum

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@thameswater Maybe you should’ve invested the £bns profits to build the needed infrastructure, before handing them over as dividends and poisoning our waterways, you utter (pond) scum

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@Jaguar Are you guys high?

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@TalkTalk your help line is literally useless. Been asked to perform the same tests on our router by 3 different ‘engineers’ when I’ve literally told you what the problem is

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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Has she been smoking crack?! She’s bat-crap crazy!

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@lporiginalg I bet she is….🤣🤣🤣

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I say Nadine Dorries must immediately pay back her MP salary since she ‘resigned’, back-dated to the last time she spoke in Parliament or last held a constituency surgery, whichever is the earlier. Retweet* if you agree.
#voteBinface

*Yes, tweet. Sorry Elon. This is Twitter.

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Why Boris Johnson is finished, in one cartoon. People don’t get over the fury of hypocrisy like this. Thank you @tonyhusband1