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@PostOffice
Due to fly out tomorrow and the Travel Card Money system is down - seems to happen regularly according to the threads.
When are system going to be back up and reliable?

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@chrismccausland @Channel4 Just catching up on big fat quiz. You and Maisie made a great team. I chuckled all the way through.

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@MissingPetsGB 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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@TalkingPicsTV Started watching this last evening and was hooked - amazing film with no understandable dialogue 👏🏻

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@80s_Kidz Phone lock - for when parents didn't want their kids using the phone when they were out.
found it in a drawer at my Dad's house recently...

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#BBC D-Day - someone getting pulled into the office in the morning 🤣

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@brumforward Penguin everytime for me

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@Bluey_Bcfc Following you now Bud.
Stay strong! 😊 🔵⚪🔵 👍🏻

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@David_C68 Stick the W on a triple letter score - fair play to your missus.

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@weetabix Weetabix need to eat theirs - I get supermarket wheat bisks for a third of the cost of weetabix ones and they taste the same but they cost less.

"Wait... they taste the same but they cost less....!"

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@BAFTA @pandocruises @lorraine @reallorraine 67% attendance on her show - someone's calling in sick tomorrow

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@BAFTA @pandocruises @bbcthree @variousartistsl The woman that took the award looked like the butler from Rocky Horror Show

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#InsideNo9
@ReeceShearsmith
@SP1nightonly
My daughter @phoeknowles is a BIG BIG Inside No 9 fan and is delighted to be staying in No 9 at her accommodation in Pisa.
Must be back for 8th May though to catch the new series - looking forward to it!!
Thanks for the show Guys 9️⃣

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@trustintel Not surprised shares are in decline - those big fans must cost a fortune to run!

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@ArfurSmith When I asked what was for tea my Mom would exclaim "shit with egg on!" to which I would reply "but I don't like egg..."

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@ajtourville We also have HS2....

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@4q2Andu @MenofManual Toupee made of bum hair - it keeps blowing off!.....

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@SkaStruck
Watching these guys now - what a great sound! Loads of energy on stage. 😎 🎶🎷🎸🥁
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@prodnose If your heels are over your head then you're expressing your love the right way 👍🏻

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@sexpistols Fantastic album