PERSPIRATION TING

Young Metro trusts me

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

Yo @AMCTheatres fix your site/app! Trying to book Odyssey tickets is feels like I'm on my own 10 year voyage

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

RFK Jr:

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

[Zaihan is me/he/they @zaihanisme]

What a poignantly beautiful response to a deep loss

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

@pixelpreaching I'll take it

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

"so you're paying $3500 rent for an 8x12 enclosure with a mud floor?"

"it's in bushwick"

"and last month you spent $4100 doordashing buckets of rotten food scraps"

"i'm too busy to cook"

"you work 20 hours a week at blue bottle"

"that's right dave"

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Greatest thing he’s ever done

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

Fashion is cyclical

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Yes but what does this mean?

[BodieFPS @BodieFPS]

This clip is dense lol NYC can't be a real place

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

When you're raised in The Pit from Dark Knight Rises

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Cannot emphasize just how many people I encounter who are like this now.

[David Sheen @davidsheen]

During USA visit by Kahanist party leader, hundreds of Jewish genocidaires march through New York City chanting "Death to the Arabs"

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

okay but he legit looks like he was just blowing him in this photo

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

Little Women (2019)

[farah࿔ @lestatbuckley]

this is actually my favourite tiktok of all time

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

Americans the moment they install little red note after tiktok gets banned

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

So tryhard it's cringe

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

4chan’s Literature Board’s Top 100 Books for 2024

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

Hey @OnTrac_Shipping wtf is this shipping method? How has my package visited 4 states and ended up back in the origin state?! The destination is NY, but somehow you've shipped the package between NV and NJ 3 FUCKING TIMES!

[Fake Overheard in NY @AlexTrebekistan]

ketamine got me speaking mandarin in a Cantonese cadence

[PERSPIRATION TING @halithewett]

Mi tink mi gwaan tek-

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Wrong answers only.