henry

que ce pays coule

[henry @halldorlactase]

if you are the other barback in a high volume spot and you refuse to be proactive or move with a purpose I want to kill you with the door of the dishwasher you aren't using to wash the full rack of dirty glasses you've been staring at for five minutes

[rach @rach_is_talking]

Also, you gotta have some empathy for your coworkers in certain workplaces. In retail and service, if you just refuse to do things, it fucks up someone’s day who is just in your shoes with you. My whole motivation at work is never to make it worse for them

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

This note gets it just right. You apologise for eating the plums, express sympathy for their owner and explain your motivation for eating them. Just one note: consider offering to replace the plums. This small gesture could do a lot to smooth things over

[henry @halldorlactase]

trying to overstimulate myself into actually being productive by blasting Insect Warfare in a coffee shop overlooking a main road. it's not working

[henry @halldorlactase]

@volvicstorm98 I hadn't listened to it until this and ouch that's a rough one

[henry @halldorlactase]

the ability to tell someone about the Swiss govt bringing in some Egyptian octogenarian to recode their 5G grid to be "more in tune with the shapes of the hieroglyphs" without breaking is genuinely impressive

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan calls out his producer Jamie for laughing when medical doctor Zach Bush says that simply looking at hieroglyphics can reverse inflammation in the body:

ROGAN: “Jamie thinks emojis are the next hieroglyphics. I think he’s right.”

BUSH: “Hieroglyphics actually carry a form in their shapes that carry an incredible medical response when you look at them.”

ROGAN: “So there’s something unique about their shape that’s able to have this effect?”

BUSH: “The shape creates a waveform and you can reverse inflammation just by looking at it.”

ROGAN: “Are there papers and studies written on this?”

BUSH: “There’s an 80 year old guy in Egypt who’s brilliant on this. He’s designing the 5G networks in Switzerland with shapes in harmony with the biology around the network.”

ROGAN: “So you can just look at these hieroglyphics without understanding the context of what they mean and they will transmit something towards you that reverses inflammation?”

BUSH: “Yes.”

JAMIE: “😂😂😂”

ROGAN: “Jamie how dare you laugh at that. Did you find anything about this online?”

JAMIE: “I can’t find anything, but I’ll look harder I guess.”

ROGAN: “We’re going deep today. I’d like to know how they measured the inflammation. It might be possible.”

BUSH: “A sort of vibrational impregnation occurs. Part of the new information leaves and imprint on the energy system which is you.”

[henry @halldorlactase]

@Jesse_Brenneman jfc that's a lot of Christopher Nolan

[henry @halldorlactase]

@JayTizzzl @financedystop yes, but it massively accelerated starting in June 2020. relatedly I now live in New York

[henry @halldorlactase]

coworker semi-gave me his bass so now I'm bouncing back and forth between the easy Viagra Boys songs and the easy sludge metal songs

[henry @halldorlactase]

@effelte mold de tête

[henry @halldorlactase]

@nise_yoshimi Eyehategod but the eye is the eye of Horus

[henry @halldorlactase]

Odysseus actually left his bow on Ithaca because of baggage/loadout restrictions on the boat

[Fľøkï @Dee_Floki]

Institute of Foreign Languages (IFL) in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Iiiiii could not get through Septembeerrrrrr without a battle

[henry @halldorlactase]

@protoutopian @facetedcarapace creating a rover type app for patient people like you to take my roommate out for a beer or three so he talks to me less often about Lamine Yamal and numerology or whatever tf

[henry @halldorlactase]

it's like if Mark E Smith had a head injury and tried to rip off rxknephew

[ava @azy61b]

currently obsessed with this french guy on my instagram fyp that has to accelerate his verse on every single line

[henry @halldorlactase]

@draper_rob hot take, but imo Kane should have come off at the last hydration break

[xiphoidar @xiphoidar]

some important context for wildfire discourse today. this was jasper 2024

[henry @halldorlactase]

barbacks stay winning

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Breathing the air outside today is equivalent to smoking two cigarettes: TERRIBLE for you unless you're drunk. Please, everyone, stay indoors until you've downed six White Claws

[henry @halldorlactase]

@elischoop I'm giving the Tour de France another try

[henry @halldorlactase]

@PappenheimWx gotta wonder if they've already taken the day off and don't want to waste the relatively rare opportunity