Haley ❂

bitch and you shall receive 👸🏻

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

Realized this weekend that I’ve been feeding the cats half as much as I’m supposed to for months simply because I can’t add/subtract fractions. Skinny legend kitties

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@RizzoBryan

[rose 🌹🌿 @roselightheart]

im high as hell and just discovered i can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer if i put them vertically

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@2haley7 I have some here u can borrow! Gonna need them back tho 😘

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@msmsmsm_danny Rewind to me asking you the other day if you were going to the gym and you saying your HM shirt was “clearly not a gym outfit”

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@chrystina_x Wow thanks for asking!! It was roasted and had a feta basil pistachio topping w tahini drizzle. DM me for deets

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

I just made the most delicious zucchini someone ask me about it so I can tell you

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@Ptuckgbw @livspoff This is my go to “fun fact”

[ESPN @espn]

It's been 18 years since the Globo Gym Purple Cobras blew a four-man advantage against Average Joe’s Gym in the American Dodgeball Association of America Tournament.

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@2haley7 AWW she’s learning for pride month 🥰

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

Hey guys literally what is this

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

Was very New York of me to not say anything to Jason Biggs about knowing who he was when he came into my work today but very not New York of me to tweet about how it happened

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@msmsmsm_danny 🤭🤐

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@livspoff I remember mine in first grade it was so hot outside kids were passing out and my mom found me and I was so excited to see her and she just dumped a bottle of water on my head to cool me off 😂

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@2haley7 At least he has his looks going for him !!!

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@truu_chainz This is exactly what I expect when I say extra olives.. nothing less

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@jewwwlllz HAHAHAH it’s so true tho 😅

[Debra Raab 🐰 @rayvnnray]

So what if a 16 year old tried to adopt a baby? She can't, she's not mature or financially stable enough to adopt a baby. But if she's pregnant, she has to raise that baby. Tell me how this makes sense.
#RoeVWadeprotest

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

@dclintf I did a double take 😭

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

This is giving Trixie Mattel in disguise

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

They shoulda never let good ole Sas come out to texas

[Haley ❂ @hallesss_]

Was literally going to tweet that my luck on arriving at boarding time for my flights has to run out at some point & then I missed my flight 🫠