Halvy Buckets

Pittsburgh-Proud father, Quaker, writer and all around lucky guy. BA in journalism, Masters in BS. Tweets my own. 🇺🇲🇸🇪🇳🇴🇬🇧🇩🇪

[Halvy Buckets @halvybuckets]

So...the #Constitution writers didn't include:

Women
Minorities
Non-land owning citizens
Those without education

But we're supposed to assume the white, well-educated, land-owning, slave-owners had EVERYBODY in mind, right?

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@gottahavajava @BuffaloBills @BowryJude @BCFootball Or we could've drafted someone that might have helped us this year...with our All-Qorld QB

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@BuffaloBills @BowryJude @BCFootball Can he play WR?

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@Burghers5 @Pirates247 Need better gloves

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@Dimistified @Jason No, he doesnt.

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@AlTheBoss03 One won a WS in game 7 vs the Yankees in walk off fashion.

The rest are playing for second place.

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@WillGravesAP Will, he hasn't changed a single asst coach despite little okayer development and very little on-court success.

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@garymo2007 He was coach before NIL and wasn't very good.

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@hothandsports1 @Xommanders Our WR room sucks. DJ Moore has been on decline the last two years.

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@Dpitt35 @steelcitytim412 And for the record, I'm all for moving on from Capel.

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@Hotstepper75 My comment was more about only coming up with money to boot a coach, but not helping much with NIL.

I could've been more clear, my bad.

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Knowing how dumb our boosters are coughPGTTruckingcough, this makes sense.

[Aidan Fisch @fischtank13]

So let me get this straight. We gave Coach Cape the 3rd lowest budget in the ACC, and were shocked when it didn’t work it out, and now magically we come up with money for his buyout that could’ve been used to actually build a high caliber roster? Cool.

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@IntoPitt This was me trying to explain moving on from Dixon, those many years ago, was a mistake.

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@Dpitt35 @steelcitytim412 They need to be as $upportive with NIL when a new coach is hired.

Without NIL, it doesn't matter who the coach is.

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@jeffmont18AA @TG_2 @steelcitytim412 It's possible he doesn't, Stallings didn't, but he should fight for it all.

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@chipfanboy12821 @Hennyyyyyy4 @steelcitytim412 These donors ran our best bball coach out of town. Capel sucks but don't forger that.

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@Dpitt35 @steelcitytim412 Like when they pulled together to oust Dixon?

Capel has sucked, but if the boosters only care when they want to move on, fuck them too.

[Aidan Fisch @fischtank13]

So let me get this straight. We gave Coach Cape the 3rd lowest budget in the ACC, and were shocked when it didn’t work it out, and now magically we come up with money for his buyout that could’ve been used to actually build a high caliber roster? Cool.

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@HawkEmDownChris Hockey

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Beane sucks

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Bills are releasing CB Taron Johnson, who has been with the team for eight years and was recently called one of the most underrated players in the NFL by Aaron Rodgers.

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@TucoRamirez2766 @jkalp17 @PenguinsJesus He's earned the right to play for his country one final time imo.

He owes Pgh nothing.