Subtext the Hamster

salty rodent, 2 inches tall, going hardddd. name's Subtext. RIP Sherlock. Queerbaiting sucks. be the sardonic gay hamster you wanna see in the world.

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

Congrats America on the Joe. #BidenHarris

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

i just want @Markgatiss to know that i am not giving up. offer for fist fight + tasty cucumber after battle still stands. face me coward.

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

hey @Markgatiss i'm still here. still salty. my fighting weight is 0.33lbs, meet me in the pit. #NotDead #bbcqueerbait

[I O U = I Love U 🍇 @Love_Sherlocked]

*looks at Spooder and Josh's new pet* *looks at @hamstersubtext*

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

.@BBCOne could y'all be any more pathetic

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

it's been 2 months and i'm still bitter @Markgatiss

[mark @dymm__real]

They constantly questioned Sherlock's sexuality just to attract LGBT audiences. What a funny joke. Groundbreaking. Tv History. #norbury

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

Rate my dinner? @GordonRamsay

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

If you're gonna ridicule ur fans for overanalyzing ur writing, don't make a show about a protagonist who overanalyzes for a living #norbury

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

don't put direct insults in the #Norbury tag, it's not cool and undermines its purpose

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

@Markgatiss good morning time to fight

[Cupid @cupidford]

"Every woman on the show has been systematically defanged & no amount of Mrs Hudson driving a sports car can erase that" #IndieWire #Norbury

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

The award for Best Make It Up As You Go Along would 100% go to Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

What we wish could have happened. #Oscars

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

petition for steven moffat to never attempt to write a "strong female character" ever again. no women at all is better than this. #norbury

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

Because young LGBT people desperate to see themselves represented in your queercoded narrative are not "delusional" #Norbury

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

Because TPLoSH (1970) was better queer representation than your no homo 2017 shutter island remake #norbury

[Subtext the Hamster @hamstersubtext]

Because this issue is so much deeper than two men not kissing on screen and our criticism deserves to be acknowledged #Norbury

[Handbasket @JLHandbasket]

Because bringing Oscar Wilde and Freddie Mercury into an episode that yells "no homo" is incredibly disrespectful and insensitive #norbury