han

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

[Rayrø @tomgelado]

It's like seeing Jesus

[han @han_is_not_here]

i saw a baby with THE chubbiest cheeks ever today but i’m not in the habit of photographing random babies so i have no evidence of this

[han @han_is_not_here]

going through my old tweets and realising how many times i said i wanted to kill myself. my pre-sertraline days were ruthless to me

[han @han_is_not_here]

:(

[han @han_is_not_here]

i love dolly parton. that’s all i have to say today, thanks.

[han @han_is_not_here]

got a new window less than a month ago and had a hornet fly in so i havent had my rain sounds in a while. that bitch stays CLOSED now

[han @han_is_not_here]

the only good thing about having a broken window is the quality rain sounds i get at night

[han @han_is_not_here]

how i felt when my college lecturer from six years ago recognised me, remembered my name AND remembered which uni i moved on to

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento cuando alguien recuerda el más mínimo detalle sobre mi

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[gracerocky pr specialist @eridiansq]

the amount of times grace turned around to look at rocky.. he would NOT survive in an orpheus/eurydice scenario

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[jo🍿 @snoopysfilms]

how it feels to be a cinephile that’s easily entertained by everything

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

[Cemo ❤️‍🔥 @werentfunny]

choose your fighter

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Holy mother of copyright infringement, is this edit fire

[scary wound luvr !! 🔞 @woundluvrrr]

you want me to get a JOB? the thing that sent RYLAND GRACE into SPACE?

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[han @han_is_not_here]

my childhood trauma. when i found this out i cried whenever i went inside tesco

[jayribus @coldharbors]

asked hungry british coworker if he was so hungry he could eat a horse and he asked if i was referencing the tesco horsemeat scandal

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[han @han_is_not_here]

never had an original experience in my life

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

people joke about social anxiety but they never had to pretend like they weren't crossing the street just so the car wouldn't have to wait