ॐ hannah banana ॐ

Veterinary nurse, feminist, vegetarian. VTI Pitt class of 2016. Science, bitch.

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

possible mountain lion/ bear/ chupacabra attack victim tonight?what the fuck is going on in west virginia did mothman do this?

[Emergency Vet @ERDVM12]

Love when ppl come in at 730am complaining that they've been up all night with their sick pet. We've been up all night treating sick pets!

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

*prepares to intubate demon chihuahua* Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now.

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

you know you work in a weird place when your work crush brings you an eyeball in a jar and everyone says "thats so cute/romantic!"

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

somebody really stabbed their own dog in the neck today. i dont want to live on this planet anymore.

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

8 years ago today someone threw a shoe at george bush's face on live tv. just a friendly reminder of this beautiful moment in history

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

so, please, customer, tell me more about your bad day because you had to wait. 😒

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

today i have bits of turtle shell and surgical super glue stuck in my hands. i smell like a fish tank, and my parents want to move to france

[k-hole kardashian @drnkbleachdaily]

The scariest thing about a god is believing someone else gave you the strength or power to do something when you could do it all along

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

Today I learned Pitt biomed research used the jellyfish dna trick all bio students know to genetically engineer a glowing pig. #priorities

[k-hole kardashian @drnkbleachdaily]

Hillary Clinton once gave the rapist of an 11 year old girl, 4 years probation instead of 20 years in prison.

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

and then i had to have a strange man who spoke no english pee on my boob because i got stung by a jellyfish. still the best day ever.

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

last year on cinco de mayo i forgot it was cinco de mayo because i was so drunk from drinking tequila and mojitos all day in 95 degree heat.

[k-hole kardashian @drnkbleachdaily]

If this isn't me idk what is really

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

seaweed: 50% sea. 50% weed.

[han @hanwiz_97]

Me: *trips and falls* *shoving tons of memes back in my pockets* oh no-- uhhhh THESE AREN'T MINE I'M HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND I CAN EXPLAIN

[eyeroll@thevet @eyerollatthevet]

“And what protein source do you feed?”
“It’s Blue Buffalo, high in protein.”
“Do you stick with one protein source? Which one.”
“...high.”

[ॐ hannah banana ॐ @han_overboard]

feelings are great and all but id rather get run over by a steamroller than have these feelings right now 😊 please kill me ☺️