hana

furmom. business girl. expat & usually always have a cold.

[hana @hanangl]

When you’re watching everyone board the plane walking down the aisle and the next persons eyes connect with your row number and you know you got another row mate #terribleflyingmoments

[tia shank @tiashank]

I’m pretty sure you could be the president of NASA’s underwater cancer research and you would still struggle to get the soap out of one of those automatic soap dispensers

[hana @hanangl]

@Doooov @Budget Booths like they have in McDonald’s where you order what you want and they’re not even working with customers they’re just getting orders ready 🤷‍♀️every establishment should have that. #nomorelines #thinpatiencein2018

[Matt Engel @MattEngel53]

Who would have thought the solution to peace in the Middle East lays inside a @ChuckECheeses in Ohio?

[Matt Engel @MattEngel53]

Shout-out to all the front desk security workers in NYC for always having the correct amount of candles lit on the menorah. You’re the real maccabees.

[hana @hanangl]

“Do you ever feel such a connection with food you sing about it” - @jakecards

[hana @hanangl]

Ppl with the same name, often have the same teeth

[hana @hanangl]

@MattEngel53 Story of my life in elementary school but 90% of the time I️t was actually a fart

[hana @hanangl]

LMFAOOOO https://t.co/w5hKWW8FE9

[Matt Engel @MattEngel53]

I love the thought, but using the big screen to distract kickers should not be legal lol...

[hana @hanangl]

Just showed this to @jakecards and he laughed and enjoyed I️t. I️t resonates with him already @MattEngel53 https://t.co/tjtZnxiOeW

[Tyler Gildin @TylerGildin]

I'm the kind of Jew who doesn't like to sing the prayers at temple, but I love singing them at home in the shower.

[hana @hanangl]

😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/ySn47LodWH

[Matt Engel @MattEngel53]

Someone is currently bicycling @McDonalds to my front door. And I get to watch. The future is promising.

[Matt Engel @MattEngel53]

Text me ‘lih’ instead of ‘lol’ if you laughed in your head and didn’t actually laugh out loud. Thanks.

[Matt Engel @MattEngel53]

Just because someone posts a picture of their 80+ year old relative on Facebook doesn't mean it's a RIP post. Stop assuming.

[Matt Engel @MattEngel53]

There’s nothing worse than a person who thinks they know everything about cheese plates

[hana @hanangl]

Just tweeted worst tweet ever. Refer to tweet before this one.

[hana @hanangl]

@jimmyfallon is ringing a steel drum so ace thinks it’s the doorbell and is going nuts. Therefore I’m thinking I’m about to be murdered.

[hana @hanangl]

There needs to be @jimmyfallon > ‘psycho paddock’ in this 🌎. So gross. Watched Fallon tnt, haven’t felt this 👌🏼 since lstweek. #sad #media