Han

[tori @scuderiarozanov]

this is sending me so bad

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

A single ICU Nurse is worth more to society than every ICE Agent put together.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[Rae @Rabrizek]

THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS #dwts

[Jess Poillucci @jesspoillucci]

Me after watching Robert’s dance with his mom #DWTS 😭

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Team Conrad.

[🧟‍♀️ @lovembarrassing]

Every wednesday they shoot conrad fisher in the chest 20 times

[blocked_by_jax @JaxBlocked]

The Life of a Showgirl

[emo jonas @carlajonas]

me listening to tables

[Barry McCardel @barrald]

I love single sign on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day

[mehow @mehow123]

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name and she just said “two of everything darling” iconic

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[Han @hancapece]

Nothing is more humbling as a 30 year old than when you walk up to a bar ready to show your ID and the bouncer just waves you right in

[Han @hancapece]

@kmdonnn omg we must be on the same algorithm because you’re not alone

[Han @hancapece]

10 year old me: in love with Zac Efron
30 year old: in love with Dylan Efron

[Han @hancapece]

Been looking at @JetBlue flights this morning, I go back two hours later and not only did the flights I’m looking at miraculously TRIPLE in price, now the website is simply not working at all… taking at this as a sign I shouldn’t book the flight…