🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel)

Farmer, chicken shephard, advocate for boobs and men’s mental health.

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

When my toothpaste finish and I throw it away instead of cutting it in half

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

@OkoyeCardinal THIS!! I'm a king when it comes to 5 aside, when I was in camo I was so good that the day of our match I couldn't start cause I no get boot, people in my platoon were beefing coach, next game them start me put me for wing😭, I no see ball play. 5 aside too sweet

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

If the votes won’t count, they won’t do this.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

As received from Ekiti
The poling booth is in the open and the 2 police women are helping with vote buying. This is in Ikere

[Objectv Media @objectvmedia]

Thugs Lining The VGC, Ikota, Ilaje To Ajah & Abraham Adesanya Are Seen Stifling The Road With Idle Tyres To Create Traffic Bottleneck. Anyone Removes It To Free The Road, Is Att@cked! For Your Attention 👉 @LagosPoliceNG @PoliceNG @lagosstategov @jidesanwoolu

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

First day I played 11 vs 11 I look coach after 15 mins tell am say I want water him tell me Waka. my eyes no fit believe am

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

Are you talking about the same 11 vs 11 of a standard football pitch, or is there another one that we don’t know of?

Even professionals gasp for breath by the 30th minute of 11 vs 11, but you want to compare it to 5 aside that we play as teenagers from 4pm till past 6pm.

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

I've had one question, still have that question. If the people are supposed to come and vote, the people we want to vote for how are they fighting this thin? Like you can't be clamoring for me to get my PVC and we're watching the game being rigged, can't opposition do something?

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Bro! We’re really cooked with this coming election o… look at what’s happening in Ekiti, just wait for the clips 😭💔

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

Tah

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

5 aside is harder than 11 vs 11.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

When the government wants to work, it will work

A government that can build this in 24 months can also build a 1004 complex of one and two-room apartments in Abuja, and destroy the high cost of rent and win elections

The same way the government used solar to power itself out of darkness, but left you in band A

Notice how corruption did not affect these projects

You, who are writing a draft to attack this post, tell me what the government has done for you personally

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Pooja went to the US, & the first difference he realized between Nigeria & the US is price of coke. He’s now subtly telling you that coke is cheaper in Nigeria.

But he didn’t tell you how many hours electricity lasts in the US, he didn’t talk about roads, their hospitals, security, et al.

Btw, minimum wage is 15-16$ per hour in the US.

Lmao. If you like, allow these guys to deceive you.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

❝I bought my first car as a student (brand new Volkswagen) in 1980 for 2800 Naira. Drove it to University of Nigeria, Nsukka... I used to enter Nigeria Airways to New York - 155 Naira ticket...❞

Peter Obi speaks about what Nigeria looked like when he was a young man.

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

@albee_aa @Oluwaseun__0 "vdm your papa"

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

“A Gift” for an Appeal Court Judge in a country with the highest number of people in multidimensional poverty.”✍️

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

Good day @inecnigeria & @OfficialDSSNG

We are still waiting for the outcome of this investigation. It's been 17 days⚠️‼️

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

I don't even believe people support APC, so I don't indulge them. I either see you as an npc or you want to rage bait me and I will not indulge an npc or compromise my sanity

[Ferdy @Burmese_Tyga_]

I haven't argued with an APC supporter for over a year tho. I genuinely look at them as inferior subspecies of humans. Your house pet is mentally above these creatures. 🤷‍♂️

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

They're too smooth with it, damn

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

There’s a difference between being an amateur footballer and a professional footballer. Now i understand more

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

Bola Tinubu could build Houses for Judges but he couldn't properly fund Hospitals or even build New Hospitals.

Priorities.

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

Under Tinubu And Buhari Administrations, Nigeria Loses 16 Top Military Officers To Terrorists As Killers Remain Unarrested, While Apprehended Suspects Were Freed And Reintegrated Into Society https://t.co/KiM0pe3pUA

[Felix @felixherbt]

I wish the Gen Z and millennial generations would understand what is happening in this country.

Someone stole 210 trillion naira from the NNPC. That is three times the combined annual budgets of Ghana, Rwanda, Kenya, Zimbabwe, and Uganda. Someone stole it, and Akpabio and co are shielding him from questioning. The country acts as if he did nothing wrong, no protests, no action, just silence.

Next, Tinubu will award him an OON for being a patriotic leader.

Nigeria is crazy jungle!

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

The last man is a fool, if you print more 5k doesn't that equal more smaller notes?

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

In 2012, Nigeria's Central Bank proposed the introduction of the 5000 Naira note.

Listen to what Peter Obi, Aliko Dangote and Atedo Peterside thought about the proposal then: