Hank Ryder

every now and then a crab gets out of the bucket

[NIK @ns123abc]

Musk's lawyer: "Are you completely trustworthy?"
Altman: "I believe so."

Musk's lawyer: "But, you know, you don't know whether you're completely trustworthy."
Altman: "I'll just amend my answer to yes."

Musk's lawyer: "Should the jury believe your testimony?"
Altman: "I think that's up to them, but I believe so."

Musk's lawyer: "You believe so, or they should?"
Altman: "Sir, I'm not gonna tell the jury what to think."

Musk's lawyer: "Do you always tell the truth?"
Altman: "I believe I'm a truthful person."

Musk's lawyer: "It wasn't my question. Do you always tell the truth?"
Altman: "I'm sure there is some time in my life when I have not."

Musk's lawyer: "Have you told lies to advance your business interests?"
Altman: "Uh, no."

Musk's lawyer: "Have you misled people with whom you do business?"
Altman: "I believe I am an honest and trustworthy business person."

Musk's lawyer: "That wasn't my question, what you believe. Have you misled people with whom you do business?"
Altman: "I do not think so."

Musk's lawyer: "Would they think so?"
Altman: "I can't answer that for other people."

That was the opening of Sam Altman's cross-examination this morning.

[tyler @walletcheck]

evidently Garry has me blocked but i just wanted to commend him for coming up with one of the most embarrassing posts of all time. nice work buddy @garrytan

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

[The Fan Account - Operation Free Dalton @TheFanAccountX]

@elonmusk 🥚

[Hank Ryder @hankryderwrites]

Blunt truth:

You’re not “mentally fucked.”
You’re medicated, tired, and overloaded.

That’s reversible. Slowly—but it is.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

I’m convinced a 9-5 is not of God.

[Daniel Eth (yes, Eth is my actual last name) @daniel_271828]

I see Marc Andreessen has progressed from criticizing EAs and Catholics and is now railing against [checks notes] people who think

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

If someone makes you feel like a second option, give them the gift of your absence.

[Brian @attackackack]

My daughter got her own store today. She is now GM of a Dominos Pizza store in Texas. I’m very proud of her.

[sley @sley_Xk]

ever meet someone so incredible you start working on yourself?

[Isabelle Krause @Isabelletkrause]

Just prayed for you all without your consent

[eevie @0xeevie]

Asking “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

A new person started at my job today...1 hour in , she said she forgot something in her car then never came back

[Apollø @Sun_of_ApoIIo]

smoking random plants I find outside so I can discover the next weed.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Spell like no one is watching.

[Hank Ryder @hankryderwrites]

@im_roy_lee This isn’t your heart

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit