Hannah Hopper

As the queen RuPaul says, "If you can't love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?" | raging dork | #grannyhanny

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

No lie, I love it when I'm introduced as "This is Hannah. She makes THE BEST chocolate chip cookies." 💁🏻👩🏻‍🍳😏

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

big week for the glasses community

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

@alexrandrap I feel like this also happened at Universal. What does your Fitbit have against theme parks?

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

Can’t unsee it

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

This is the only year I’ve been invested in the groundhog. I blame it on the snowstorm that trapped me in my house for a week. That was enough winter for me

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

The #GroundhogDay results are in!

Phil didn’t see his shadow, meaning we'll have... an early spring!

#sponsored by @bmsnews

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

@alexrandrap sometimes my "we" is me and my dog

[roo*💫 @FILMERSTELLAR]

some of my favourite spoiler free reviews for the hunger games: the ballad of songbirds & snakes

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

@alexrandrap So much room for guests!!!

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

Some mornings you need to focus on work and instead you focus on the fact that Pepsi has a monopoly on chips

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

@AlexEdCarter What if it’s indoor rock climbing? So they are closer to civilization and brunch

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

Apparently you just have to complain online and then the automated messaging finally lets you talk to a person.

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

I have never been more angry than I am right now trying to just talk to a human in the @Xfinity billing department. I just want a discount because my internet has barely worked for WEEKS.

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

Me as I watch my dad fix my car and then cook me dinner:

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

@alexiahhhh What!! I definitely need to reread those books before any movie comes out. I think about them all the time and when I ask if other people read them they usually have no clue what I’m talking about 🫠

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

@alexiahhhh I remember checking those books out from my local library and being obsessed. It would be SUCH a good tv series

[Andrea R MD, @andrear9md.bsky.social @AndreaR9Md]

Nothing like being attacked by another blue account. Yes, I am a real doctor, went to med school, did a residency and practiced. I have opinions, lots of them, I also have facts, here's one; Crisis Pregnancy Centers are anti-choice shams masquerading as real medical centers/1

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

“As much as I want”

Aka until Lily puts all 40 pounds of herself on my chest to wake me up

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

It’s been like a week and a half since I’ve been able to not schedule an alarm. I am so excited to sleep as much as I want tonight 😭

[Hannah Hopper @hannah_hopp]

My mom called me to check on me tonight. And honestly? I’m just really thankful that she’s retired from teaching and I know she’s safe when I see school shootings on the news

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.