Little Turtle

messiah college '18

[Luke’s Limericks @lukeesimons]

Why is kindness hard to find?
Perhaps it’s just a state of mind
The world’s gone mad
Like it’s a fad
Go spread some love if you’re inclined

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is running TV ads taking Dr. Fauci out of context and without his permission.

So, here’s a message from the President in his own words.

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@EarthsExplorer Always!! 💜💜💜

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@lukeesimons Skilled

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

It literally scares the crap out of me that on my way to work I’ll pass like 50 Trump signs and 2 Biden signs- I don’t understand!!!!!!!😭😭

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@lukeesimons This could be a movie

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@TheOnlyHDB Awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@lukeesimons This is my favorite one ever. Love E.T. Way to connect it at the end

[Luke’s Limericks @lukeesimons]

Believe it or not, this is my 100th day of limericks. It also happens to be #OpeningDay In honor of this coincidence:

It’s finally time to play ball
Let’s all go and run through a wall
My blood is on fire
For the game I admire
My life begins once and for all

@MLB

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@lukeesimons I had a dream last night where I went back to college and one of the classes I took was called, “ Luke’s limericks” 😂

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

Co-ved? What is that?

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@lukeesimons @Purina This is for sure my fav one yet

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@lukeesimons Amazing!!!! I like the suspense!!

[Luke’s Limericks @lukeesimons]

Let’s get this started! Thank you @hannahbajama for the first request of the day: French toast

While cooking in the morning sun
I came across a loaded gun
I made French toast
Don’t mean to boast
Eat fast before it’s time to run

#NationalLimerickDay

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@lukeesimons French toast

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@TheOnlyHDB YESSS MY DAY IS COMPLETE! Bless your soul 💜💜

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@TheOnlyHDB I miss you so much!!! Tbh whenever I’m feeling sad I literally hear your voice saying, “sibleeongs” and it makes me smile so much! 💜

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@paigewaldron2 Parumba-Wumba

[The Ringer @ringer]

Join @IsaacKLee and @jga41agher of Ice2Ice for "Dear Baby Yoda," inspired by #TheMandalorian’s frog-eating cutie pie, and based on “Dear Theodosia” from ‘Hamilton’

[Little Turtle @hannahbajama]

@CraigTheBishop At Messiah I did all the time because they have the best ever cinnamon roll pancakes that were my fav but there is no bob Evans near me 😭