doctor dre’s optometrist

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i’m definitely past the days of trying to act cool when it comes to expressing feelings towards others. i love telling beautiful people i think they’re beautiful, telling funny people that they make me laugh, telling smart people that they help me think! i love being expressive!

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

@StoverMorgan 🙏god blessed👁👅👁me with 👉your👈tacos🌮🫦2day👹he told 🫴me to🙅‍♀️ take🧎‍♂️a bite😚👻and make🫡sure they🧑‍🦼weren’t poisoned☠️😳I actually👊died✌️👀but god🧙‍♂️sent me😢😇back🪄⏰to warn⏳you⚠️of this💯🤯

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

Every man rn growing a (sexy) stache and I can’t help but think it’s in hopes to get some pu— (it’s working)

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

Patiently waiting for it to be 10 am so I can go to jimmy johns and fuck the loaf

[gabitha. @igabitha]

i don’t think there’s anything more beautiful than having people in your life who make you feel emotionally safe. who welcome you into a judgement free zone. people who possess the maturity to calmly speak about any troubling or difficult topic that may arise. that’s special.

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

@StoverMorgan Have you tried… lying? “Tank is actually my pet goldfish” 3/10 success rate

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me & the loml in 50 years time.

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

@nail_polish1265 @StoverMorgan The cursed gel from the slicked back hair days, all that’s missing is a white bathing suit and sloppy steaks at truffoni’s

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

@nail_polish1265 @StoverMorgan “iceskatig” hashtag white girls!!

[gabitha. @igabitha]

if i had big ass tiddies they’d be in every selfie i took

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

@gopanthers94

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

@StoverMorgan you’re like a year late too. This is what having kids and getting married does to you. Thanks for the reminder to do neither

[doctor dre’s optometrist @hannj0b]

@StoverMorgan we bout to be splittin an XL half bacon/half sausage pizza in no time, rim job included

[ray 🦇 @dr0wning_less0n]

either autistic people need to stop being so relatable or i need to see a doctor