Hannah Marcelino

[Pan @pangrey123]

There's no way I'm working to 65. I don't even know if I'm going to make it to 5pm today

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.

[katie @katefeetie]

you think you have a normal amount of stuff but then moving is like "you fool. you idiot. you absolute pile of ooze. you have so much fucking stuff."

[TAYLA @ponar15]

Me using my laptop to make a big purchase because using my phone for it feels illegal

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

It’s Monday every 9 minutes make it STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life

[breno @brenoczz]

a maior mentira que me disseram foi que a gente se acostuma a acordar cedo, todo dia isso é uma luta pra mim

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[annie 🍂 @youcouldstayx]

please stop making ai content. if you don't know how to edit pictures, videos or make art, don't do it. either learn how to make it yourself or ask someone to teach you. you're ruining the planet, you're ruining people's jobs, you're making horrible art that just looks bad.

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[🧸 @iloveyoutoye]

One thing about me is that I’m always ready to head home, no matter where I am

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

People who say it’s too cold to eat ice cream are exactly the kind of negativity I don’t need in my life

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[Chris @citehchris]

I think people should be able to retire by like 35 max and just live a life of leisure and hang out with their friends the rest of their life if they want

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The struggle between reading my book, watching my show, and scrolling my phone is very real.