Hannah

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

how do I get added to their group chat I’ll do anything

#thegoldenbachelor #goldenbachelor

[Florence Schechter @floschechter]

my landlord wants to increase my rent from august by £150pm due to "also being affected by inflation as well as rate rise they cant afford to keep the rent at the same level" so i sent them this

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I’m heartbroken. tWitch was pure love and light. He was my family, and I loved him with all my heart. I will miss him. Please send your love and support to Allison and his beautiful children - Weslie, Maddox, and Zaia.

[White Claw Canada @whiteclawcanada]

The true spirit of Newfoundland shines through! An incredible example of resilience and optimism in the wake of a devastating tragedy. We are in touch with Krystle directly and joining Canadians everywhere in supporting Hurricane Fiona relief efforts. Stay safe, everyone.

[Starbucks Canada @StarbucksCanada]

Pumpkin has entered the chat. 🎃

[Hannah @hannp_]

i have been saying it my whole life- planes should board back to front- and today it finally happened. thank you government worker listening through my phone ❤️

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think ending poverty and hunger on Earth is more important than colonizing Mars.

[wild milk @_wildmilk]

lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes????

[Hannah @hannp_]

“i don’t always think of it... i’m right handed” THE BEST LINE IN MARVEL HISTORY #tfaws #marvel

[sarah @heavenbrat]

seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy

[Hannah @hannp_]

the bachelor is just a way to force the idealization perspective of marriage onto women so they don’t rise up and defeat the patriarchy

[MΛLIΛ🛸 @kirbysaurusrex]

Victoria: “I’m never dating another Matt as long as I live!”

Every guy named Matt: #bachelor

[James Charles @jamescharles]

What a stupid tweet 😐 1 foundation can cost $50, artists have to buy EVERY SHADE for their kit, & thats just the first step 🤯 Its expensive to work as a MUA. Either pay an artists rate for their time & skill, do it yourself OR get it done at a counter and risk looking busted 🤷🏻‍♀️

[eva @evamarieee24]

someone please for the love of god get this woman some sticky boobs #thebachelor

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

MJ is so fucking cool and well spoken and I’m obsessed w her okay #TheBachelor

[Hannah @hannp_]

at least the bags under victoria’s eyes are big enough to carry around her ego 😂😂 #TheBachelor

[Humble The Poet @humblethepoet]

Imagine if 🍊 fought COVID the way he’s fighting the election results

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

I will never understand why people have any reaction other than empathy when someone is deep in their grief. Being cruel to anyone on one of the worst days of their life is a sign that something has rotted in your soul. I hope you look inside yourselves and ask how you got here.