amy kombuchar

consumed by devotion and devoted to consumption

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

Heard tale that a Targaryen is playing soccer in a tourney. May the Seven fortune him.

[amy kombuchar @hans2myself]

my villain origin story always

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[amy kombuchar @hans2myself]

@egreghost realization par I love

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Young hoes get mean as fuck when they go too long without eating Tuna

[amy kombuchar @hans2myself]

tree planted this lie god willing…..

[TMZ @TMZ]

👰‍♀️ EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce invite over 1,000 people to Madison Square Garden wedding.

Everything we know: https://t.co/qgmB8i0PKr

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

"HER"???? women in sports >

[Nick Burns @NickBurns]

Wine is just wine to most Americans, and Grana Padano is as good as parmesan is as good as pecorino. But just see what happens when you say that Coke Zero is the same as Diet Coke. Like Robert Conquest said, everyone is an Italian about what they know best.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Michael Jackson the king of pop lmao i PROMISE you he don't fw soda like me

[NBABase @TheNBABase]

“We live in a homophobic society, and that’s unfortunate. First of all, anybody who think we ain’t got a bunch of gay players in all sports, they’re just stupid.”

- Charles Barkley

(h/t @AdamZagoria )

[offseason goop @goopcatty]

victor wembanyama did WHAT to chris rock???

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

How we disenfranchise and marginalize Republicans through undemocratic and underhanded means https://t.co/Be78uI7lOg

[amy kombuchar @hans2myself]

evil Roger is an objectively funny concept but the actor doesn’t sell it

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Anyway the real Mad Men character I hate is Jim Cutler

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

[horse @horseimage]

horse laying head on table with lots of paperwork and documents lazy pony office job doesn’t wanna work

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

[Earth @earthcurated]

A lion cub, its tiny belly full from a small feast, settles down for a well-earned rest.

📷 Burak Doğansoysal

[james @jms_tny]

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

[amy kombuchar @hans2myself]

starting to get sad about Pitt ending. Basically only because I am truly, madly, deeply obsessed with Sean Hatosy. I need Nancy Meyers to put him in an "It's Complicated" type romcom.

[amy kombuchar @hans2myself]

Jessica Paré realness

[celebs files @celebsfiles]

margaret qualley star in sabrina carpenter’s “house tour” music video.