Mariko Hewer

She/her. Writer, editor, eternally evolving communicator.

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@focusfronting I dated two marines and both of them were BAT SHIT CRAZY. The sample size is small, but still.

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@_Plac3_hold3r @jbaumann035 @IterIntellectus @joannabanananaa Lord have mercy

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@Sakerift @focusfronting This is wayyyyyy too reasonable a take! 😉

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@Gabino_Iglesias I did wonder from some of the promo material! Would you say it's still worth watching? (I have a generally low movie bar and like most things)

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@ralter Yeah but I've seen zero nazis thus far so you know

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@mikepantile Then make something else???

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

we should do psychological studies on why when you say “just like that” to a man in bed it makes him think that it’s the perfect time to switch it up

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@Dewiwrites What a good reminder to follow you there!

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@jaycaspiankang @AlexYablon @tolstoybb Okay so you didn’t think it sucked, and you’re saying so! Other people think it did, and they’re saying so! What is the issue?

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@obiwormkenobi Still a better vibe than “I want to rape you”

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@CaseyDogMo @DefAMustRead @WajahatAli Tbh I’m not on Twitter that much anymore so I don’t remember what this convo is about but I wish you all the best! Sorry you’re mad about whatever it is

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@chinaschee7 @DefAMustRead @WajahatAli Who’s Mario?

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@DefAMustRead @WajahatAli So…still no answer. Got it

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@DefAMustRead @WajahatAli This is a lot of words to not answer the question

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@myizonorion @_celia_bedelia_ Except you’re…here?

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@myizonorion @_celia_bedelia_ “Leave your mark on this earth, not social media” and then goes around rage posting 😭

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@HannahPosted I fucking love the discourse this admittedly flawed ad is generating

[Mariko Hewer @hapahaiku]

@AbigailFalanga ...did we decide that???

[Strahan Cadell @Sartor1836]

no no no you misunderstood. I said “drain YOUR swamp”. MY swamp is of great ecological importance and must be carefully conserved, like an Everglades habitat