hapax

you can add that i am shy and loathe publicity -- archy

(she/her)

[hapax @hapaxnym]

I'm a tiny guppy in a great big sea. But I haven't the spoons to hang out with Elon's Nazis, Putinistas, and incels.
I'll miss y'all. #ByeTwitter

[hapax @hapaxnym]

Also, YAY for working out your issues with your upbringing in your art, but LYING about it to entice me to participate in your therapy without my consent is unethical and gross.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

I swtg, I've got no followers to speak of, but anyone else I see who tells me a forced kiss to shut someone up because you're losing an argument is anything other than sexual assault is automatically blocked.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@cassie_ohpeia 🪽 <- that does not look like a wing to me

[🌻cassieoh🌳 @cassie_ohpeia]

Oh hey! Thank you for 2k!!! That's so wild 😳 how about we do a giveaway for a "their wings make a heart" necklace to celebrate?

Rules:
- be following me
- retweet this post
- comment with a 🪽to enter

I'll ship it anywhere, so no worries about location!

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@planetplush They are so cute! To the 🌎...

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@KitWhitfield It's a story with many variants. Here's the Wikipedia write-up: https://t.co/ZMdPZ3Klub

(I have yet to see a good modern retelling, although it's certainly relevant)

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@KitWhitfield The Armless Maiden, and variants

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@doctorow @NearandDistant How about standing outside that grocery store and saying, "Nah, I don't need to eat with anyone who shops there. Too likely to end up with rat turds in my meal."
Enjoy your edits. I won't be seeing how they work out for you. I'm sure you don't care.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@HKBlack I am so sorry to hear this. Many {{{hugs}}} if you want them.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@SAPIENS_org What if things we don't know but like speculating about as if we did, had stayed exactly the same, except in a world that is completely different?
That's a lot of pixels wasted that could have spent on unapologetic fanfic.

[Mrs Whatsit's burner phone @MadeleineLEngle]

"Stay angry, little Meg," Mrs Whatsit whispered. "You will need all your anger now."

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@SleepyOktobur You are a brave person. I am sorry that your trust was abused and your privacy violated. I hope that you can always find the medical care you need.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@Rob_ThaBuilder @SleepyOktobur Obviously the doctors should have hid facts that you don't like, leaving the parent ignorant and more likely to make a decision that you approve of.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@MAV333RDLancers @1a @rebleber @bradytoday @BrianKavanaghNY Me: "I need diamonds for my drill bit"
You: "Oh, you're only saying that because you've been indoctrinated!"
Tools are for use. The side costs may be too high, but you're a fool if you ignore that a particular tool might be preferred because it is objectively more useful.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

@1a @rebleber @bradytoday @BrianKavanaghNY I don't doubt the science your guests bring up. But their campaign would be a LOT more effective if they didn't keep insisting that those who love cooking on gas stoves were just stupid and tricked by advertisers. Maybe it really is better? Don't insult me, persuade me.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

Strictly entre nous,
I'll remember all of you
Don't give up on those precious dreams
That haven't yet come true

Awfully glad I met you,
Cheerio and toodle-oo
Thank you,
Thank you so much.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

Will this be my last tweet?
Oh well, then:
Thanks for the memes and tweets
Of missteps that you forgave,
Of rainbows and blue waves,
The stalking and doxxing
To all who still were brave,
Thank you so much.

[hapax @hapaxnym]

A pair of gay pajamashat I eyed
But didn't wear.

We said goodbye with a blue check
With a nod to Slavoj Zizek,
(I'll miss the art and fanfic)
Still - no tears, no fuss,
Hooray for us.