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face of an angel

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If men were women they would die

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@dlingenfelter Does this mean if I take a lot of lysine (i do) that I’m creating an unstable environment for the virus to thrive?

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@TheNicotineTest Curious how low of a dose we are talking. Could 1.5mg be effective?

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Am I finally coming to terms w my insatiability?

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New level of practicing gratitude: finding grace and thanks for being alive on planet earth while knowing you’ll prob have to unwittingly listen to at least one maroon five song per day.

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You know you’re really a New Yorker when, out of town, you find comfort in the smell of hot garbage juice.

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Idk if it’s a new season of satc or something in the air but all I want to do is sit around w my frienz and gossip about men

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They don’t warn you that one day you’ll wake up and be suddenly and intensely attracted to hot dad’s

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Now I wish the fairy would come and do my entire 12-step skincare routine plus gua sha me every 3rd day, bless u fairy.

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What kind of fuckery is this?

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I really wish there was a little fairy that cut all the split ends out of my hair while I was asleep. And world peace.

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I guess I never realized how many times as an adult I would just sit on the toilet until I had to pee again.

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Whoever made garbage bags scented deserves nothing but the worst in this life.

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Why is Thin Lizzy so cool?

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Catcall while wearing my ‘kill em all’ tshirt: “when are we scheduling this homicide”

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Happy to report that life just continues to surprise and delight

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The feminine urge to listen to the pussycat dolls ‘buttons’ on repeat 🤫

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I wish I had a British accent.

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@jaydiggsmusic @iamcardib @theestallion This is incredible

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@NYCComptroller DO WHAT’S RIGHT for the PEOPLE of the city of New York! Do not approve this joke of a budget. Your people need help!! #DefundNYPD

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More in never-heard-before cat-calls: “hey, you know sugar melts in the rain, right?” Said in a low smoky whisper