Ebola

Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. Looking forward to joining the pandemic family uwu.

[Ebola @happyebola]

#DontBringBackMasks! Me and Covid and Polio and all of us want to be your friends so, so bad! 😍

[Ebola @happyebola]

I can't wait for Twitter to spread disinformation about me like they have you, @friendlycovid19!!!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@sthar93 @EnemyInAState Yay!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@sthar93 @AirborneMeasles @EnemyInAState Yeah, what can I say? I've been staying off the radar, considering my options. uwu missed u all!

(Basically, the account's owner, me, had a bad bout of severe depression. :()

[Ebola @happyebola]

Shhhh! You need to apologize to my buddies for this. :(

[Megan Ben Dor Ruthven @_mbdr_]

Everyone knows they're at risk for long COVID, right?

[Ebola @happyebola]

@court_mic @chantz_y That's what she said!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@friendlycovid19 LOL one of them looks like they have horns! That's so funny!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@ughsmxicana @friendlycovid19 Have you cried bloody tears? If so, hi! I'm in ur immune system, wrecking ur platelets.

[Ebola @happyebola]

@HFMDisease @ampincivero @BubonicPlague22 @friendlycovid19 Omg we could totally change that if we collaborated!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@JC99WHIT @friendlycovid19 I love all my viral friends--and my human hos--I mean, buddies. ❤️

[Ebola @happyebola]

@friendlycovid19 I'm not sure yet! Trying to decide how I wanna run this.

[Ebola @happyebola]

@WearamaskI @Linda11119465 @friendlycovid19 Eboliovid!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@AirborneMeasles @friendlycovid19 Oh yes! How do I convince people that it's okay if their kids get me, because, you know, it'll make their immune systems strong!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@howcanthisbe22 @friendlycovid19 And soon they'll choose me if I have anything to say about it!

[Ebola @happyebola]

Hey, @friendlycovid19? I've found a patient zero for your next mutation!

[Clementine @clementine88vu]

@chantz_y Viruses. Don’t. Exist.

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

Minimizers already coming out with the same messaging for Ebola as they did with polio and monkeypox and COVID.

We know all about these viruses. They don't transmit easily. They won't evolve rapidly. We have the tools. Don't panic.

Anyone else getting tired of this script?

[Ebola @happyebola]

@friendlycovid19 I love how they keep doing this! More weakened immune systems mean more humans for me!

[Ebola @happyebola]

@LazarusLong13 @jmcrookston Hehe I love it! We need more memes about me.

[Lazarus Long @LazarusLong13]

@jmcrookston I borrowed this from Prasad. It helped me.

[Ebola @happyebola]

I'mma make this my theme song.

If you hear people blasting this, you better believe that I've warped their brains like my buddy, toxoplasmosis.*

*(Please don't take this seriously. COVID acting like toxoplasmosis is an interesting hypothesis, but there's no proof.)

[@PepperMaskWell😷🐟🥅🍉🚜🌻🚜🧑‍🌾✊ @PepperMW]

@jmcrookston First 30 seconds or so.

https://t.co/ZXbRFigWaT

[Ebola @happyebola]

@PepperMW @jmcrookston Ooh! Dibsies on this for my theme song!