KB

[KB @hard__kor]

*walks up to karaoke stand
Me- “yes do you have All Too Well (10 minute version)”

[KB @hard__kor]

Coming out of Twitter (X-whatever) retirement because of how insufferably annoying and inconsiderate @ChrissieEvert is. Jasmine Paolini is in the women’s FINAL at Wimbledon and you not only mispronounce her name, but you mispronounce it in different ways?? Make it make sense

[KB @hard__kor]

Me before having kids when someone posted 3 similar pictures of their baby: ugh just pick one to post they all look the same

Me now that I have a baby: please enjoy the next 30 pictures of this child with only slightly different facial expressions and angles

[KB @hard__kor]

Nothing will humble you like the visor mirror in a car

[KB @hard__kor]

If I never have to reply to another discussion post again it will be too soon

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[KB @hard__kor]

One of my biggest weaknesses is scrolling through Amazon as if it’s a branch of social media

[KB @hard__kor]

The meme about going into 2021 “quietly, carefully, and not touching anything” didn’t age well

[KB @hard__kor]

How is capital one gonna raise my credit limit from $500 to $3500 two weeks before Christmas, I am not this strong

[KB @hard__kor]

Do Australians just put up whole Christmas trees in the middle of summer?? And do they have their own movies and songs because something tells me Frosty the Snowman and White Christmas just ain’t it. I need answers

[KB @hard__kor]

Can somebody call @hulu and tell them their commercials are way too loud

[KB @hard__kor]

Do you feel the need to update people about your ETA if it changes 3-5 minutes or are you normal

[KB @hard__kor]

Heard on the radio that Dolly Parton might have potentially ended Covid and I don’t know if it was real or a dream but at this point, that sounds like a fitting end to 2020

[KB @hard__kor]

Anybody else ever feel like your debit card just gets exhausted

[KB @hard__kor]

Man there are really people out there who are married and do not curse... how do yall do it

[KB @hard__kor]

Me when I had to teach my class about Prohibition today, and they all decided that they thought alcohol should still be illegal

[KB @hard__kor]

One thing that really says a lot about a person is if they enjoy hot Cheetos as a snack

[KB @hard__kor]

As bad as 2020 has been, one beautiful realization is that I think saying “hump daayyyyyy” is officially over. As a middle school teacher, your sanity needed that to be officially over. #everywednesday #allday #praises

[KB @hard__kor]

Really annoyed with whoever came up with the words “assessment” and “assignment”. I write these words at least 5 times daily in class and will never ever ever be able to shorten them because then it would be “ass.” Solid planning there guys.

[KB @hard__kor]

RIP to everyone who had “Trump interrupts someone” on the debate drinking game list