Inglorius Bad-Takes

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[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

The reason daylight savings time convos are so weird is because we should be rising and going to sleep with the sun.
In the winter you should rlly only be at work for like 6 hours.

[Julian Mille☈ @ATLAreaWx]

This will be such a nightmare.

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@giarraclancy Damn cupcake you should have said it was serious.

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>works in childcare

Guarantee all she did was say “im tired can we just keep it pushing today?”

[luna |-/ @giarraclancy]

my coworker snapped at me for trying to make small talk

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@lporiginalg I just saw this phrase get coined today

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So fucking peak

I held down tugboat from day 1 thats my fucking Spiderman

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Spider-Man vs. Green Goblin Final Battle in the first Spider-Man movie

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@JoshuaKhane Why i never use these gay ass cloud solutions.

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@DFDvbya Identity theft is most common in the latino community.

What shitlibs dont like thinking about is how encouraging illegal immigration punishes legal migrants.

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@Zona_G1 She was on House

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@alpharivelino

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@mask_bastard Portal is my goat

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@end3of6days9 Took him 8 minutes to say that, wow

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@DanAlroyPhilo @RiderCountry_ @rdassaly ???

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

Trix are for kids

Chaste wholesome women are for adults

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@lporiginalg My pappy cheated on my mom and got caught watching porn many a times. Never went on jerkmate tho thank God

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@oculatustestis If im seeing a girl i gotta be high the whole time

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@truthtroll_X Idk man either beat him to death with your bear hands, say something funny, or keep it pushing

[Inglorius Bad-Takes @HardAxisHimbo]

@RiderCountry_ @rdassaly Very le epic own, you sir won the internet for today

*tips fedora*

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@IterIntellectus Soooo much prettier

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@40yardhammer @username2456799 @MPCArchivist What world are you living in “doubling your salary in 4 years”?

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@wayfarer679 Manufacturing in america is a heartbreaking scene. I work at a magnet manufacturer and dude…shit is so bleak. I was so glad to get into this industry bc i thought it was gonna actually be dynamic and based.

Holy shit was i wrong. Just retarded senile old men and indians