I live a very balanced life: I do every single thing to excess equally. Dont talk to me, Im listening to Shane and Matt and Ari and Soder and Joe and Big Jay…
@magachrchpastr I’ve suggested, since the UFC Psycho Circus was such a screaming success, we turn the reflecting pool into a bikini mud wrestling pit. Let’s keep that white trash train arollin’!
@muheediva01 Had a pair fall apart walking in to a funeral. And the heel doesn’t just fall off nice and clean as in the movies. There’s layers of cardboard and felt and leather all flapping. And the shoe isn’t suddenly a magical flat. Unwearable. Ugh🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@theistinthought I have an old lady rolly cart and a big foldable canvas wagon with huge tires. Each fold up and get tucked away. It’s quite easy, and enjoyable. The worst part? Someone might see the beer in my basket and we enjoy one together?✌️🩷
@hostagehoosier Accept the damn treat and regift it, throw it away, leave it at the park. They are fun little gifts given with a happy spirit, you should try to accept them in the same way. ✌️🩷