Maybe: Megan

in no way associated with real life, unless animals are involved. I love me some animals.

[Maybe: Megan @harmanmeg]

Literally me.

[NC State Baseball @NCStateBaseball]

RALEIGH REGIONAL CHAMPS!

[Maybe: Megan @harmanmeg]

I couldn’t remember the word “Morse code” the other day to describe what my necklace was and described it as sound braille… 🥴

[Structured Success @StructuredSucc]

"You forgot? Must not be important."

Listen bro, I can and have forgotten to eat, pee, sleep, cash cheques. I've lost my car by taking the bus home after driving there.

Importance is not a distinguishing factor here. The fact a commodore 64 has more RAM than I do is the issue

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

It's a good day for a giveaway 🐟

RT for a chance to win this puck signed by Sebastian Aho!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'listen' is an anagram for 'silent.'

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Having a spinach girl summer (being forgotten about and rotting)

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

🤍

[Maybe: Megan @harmanmeg]

@bunsenbernerbmd Poppy goes by various names depending on her mood:

Poptart
Poppy seed
Jalapeño Popper (when she’s spicy)
Pop, lock, & drop it (when she’s playful)
Hops/hoppy
Bubbas/bubs
Tasmanian devil/Cyclone (zoomies)

She is nothing but a bundle of personality.

[NC State University @NCState]

On this day 42 years ago, Mr. and Ms. Wuf were married at halftime of a basketball game in Reynolds Coliseum. The Wake Forest Demon Deacon presided over the ceremony.

Happy anniversary to our favorite couple! ❤️🐺

[Barstool Pack @BarstoolPack]

PACK BEATS THE TAR HOLES 7-3 IN FRONT OF 25,000 IN CARTER-FINLEY

WHAT A WEEK FOR THE CITY OF RALEIGH

[Pack Pride @PackPride]

Zero lies detected from @MrWuf_NCSU & @MrsWuf 👀

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

I hope you learn how to be proud of where you are - even if it isn't exactly where you want to be.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Horsetail Fall in Yosemite National Park, is a seasonal waterfall that occurs on the east side of El Capitan. If the weather conditions are just right, In February the setting sun makes it glow orange and red

[📹Brandon Angliss: https://t.co/r2KDepdjHo]
https://t.co/OVXCCCRe1u

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Thoughts and prayers to the dancers doing a whole routine while wearing a full ski suit in Arizona. #Rihanna #SuperBowl

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

umbrella | noun | a collapsible shade for protection against weather consisting of fabric stretched over hinged ribs radiating from a central pole

ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

the ADHD urge to chug a bunch of water at once because you just realized you haven’t had any all day

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

so excited to announce that for 2023 i have decided to be back on my bullshit

[Maybe: Megan @harmanmeg]

@bunsenbernerbmd When greeting people make sure the dog is on their leash/harness and step on the leash so that they won’t be able to jump up. Have the person only give attention/pets when the dogs sitting/all four paws are on the ground. Continue doing this and working on the off command

[Maybe: Megan @harmanmeg]

@bunsenbernerbmd She likes to sleep in odd positions! Always give a good laugh

[Maybe: Megan @harmanmeg]

The sleepy lull period between normal high energy puppy and Tasmanian devil on a warpath doesn’t happen nearly enough. I live for Poppy’s snuggly moments.