Harmony Kendall

[AU• #Buffy #Angel •18+ || Tweeting as Harmony, not RP] We always said we were going to do something cool with our lives. #harmfection - Member of @ibuffyrpg

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@DerailedPsycho // Sorry haven't checked my @ messages in a while. On semi hiatus, but if you're up for it when I'm back I'd love to! xx

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

Um yeah, what Cordy said. Tanning coupons are for losers and people who live under a bridge.
@ohhelloprincess @modbuffy @NotZeppo

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@hostyle17 How dare you try to take credit for my form!The only thing that you've ever made with your hands is a boner.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 You disgust me, Spike. Why is everything about "boffing?" ...soul of a poet, my arse.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 Oh I have a job. I'm an executive assistant at Wolfram and Hart. Mad skills, I got 'em. No surprise there, right?

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 Gross, I don't want any kind of loot from someone who's actually had a baby crawl out of their hoo-hoo. Online shopping, old man.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 More to spend shopping and then snapchatting you pics of what I've bought, le-d'uh.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 Ok, you pulled it out of me, I'll tell you!! Apple finally made a unicorn emoji - it's like my birthday and Christmas!

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 Guess what, Spikeykins !!!!!! No I mean it, guess.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

-- there because I lost a thing. A very important thing.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@NotZeppo What great artist doesn't sign their work? Seriously Xander, sometimes I wonder about your weird little brain. I had to go in --

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 Pishaw, you're the repelling one, jerk-face.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@NotZeppo Leave it to her to mack on a tractor.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@hostyle17 Well d'uh, Spike. I mean, does there even have to be a reason for these things? You used to be so much more fun.

[Cordelia Chase-Doyle @visiongirlcc]

This pretty much sums up my all the things.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@NotZeppo Ugh, Buffy Buffy Buffy. Even her name bores me. Hasn't she like found a new vampire to mack on yet?

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@NotZeppo See, and my teachers said I wouldn't make anything of myself. God, I knew they were like so totes stupid.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@NotZeppo Hermione Hubba-Hubba?

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@NotZeppo BOOOOOH, sometimes your logic just doesn't make sense. I don't have the urge to punch people, being cute and bitey is more my jam.

[Harmony Kendall @Harmicorn]

@NotZeppo That's my boy! I promise, I'll make it worth your while.