foods that i ate

[foods that i ate @harmlessmonkey]

@doctorcalf lean beef cooked as patties with rice and veggies as some kind of burger slop bowl

[foods that i ate @harmlessmonkey]

Everything is performative for online clout now so if you dont care about that you dont have to buy or do those things. Go to the airport, spend $50 on some airport bar martinis, pass out in the cheapest aisle seat, enjoy not needing to the lounge. Your bros dont care if you have a LV wallet or loro shirt. Life is good.

[foods that i ate @harmlessmonkey]

@TheCryptoDaddi @grok Wasnt he sadposting about being on wegovy about two years ago

[foods that i ate @harmlessmonkey]

@ReloadedJu And without a coach and perfect form youre just going to nuke your rotator cuff. Most guys seeking a better physique will literally have better results from a pec deck and lat pulldown.

[foods that i ate @harmlessmonkey]

@bubbleboi Seriously wondering how an "air force" base lacks any sort of force in the air

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

Has anyone ever seen a Chinese person getting gas

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

The Strait of Hornuz- which I believe is a body of water- is of incredible strategic significance

[sometimes a misser @wellmeaner]

Mustard up the courage

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

if you wrote a story about art and society being destroyed by a megacorporation named after the latin word for "envy" your editor would run out of ink

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Who up breaking the terms and conditions

[moons @moonsandhues]

sam altman def killed that kid

[kevin @kevin__fm]

David protein bars, Josh wine, what next freaking Kevin bacon??

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The SBA has announced a new policy that will ban foreign nationals and all noncitizens from accessing SBA-backed small business loans

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[∿ @somewheresy]

Anduril is like Lockheed Martin in some ways, Like an entire company for guys who jack off in class by moving their legs together in long khaki pants in a suspicious way because they come from a Lutheran household that never allowed them to perceive lotion gooning, and get really excited that every month they get 15 mins in the F-35A sim and get paid $135,000 a year to jerk off pants style in the F-35A sim. If they want to use the F-18 sim it’s like a 45 minute block but then their pants start leaking and they have to go home. Since no women work there they don’t get reported for sexual harassment if this happens but the shift supervisor just kind of blankly looks at them and says “Clean yourself up, we have 4 months to produce 10 non-viable missiles for Israel” before Palmer Luckey gets word that all the simulators are jizzed up and swings the chamber of his revolver around, a satisfying *click* as today was not that 1 in 6 chance of salvation.

[zxy @zelinarxy]

the romans would have taken this as an omen and launched a full scale invasion

[Misha @drethelin]

X was never a good name for a website and never will be, Twitter was fantastic and should be brought back.

[foods that i ate @harmlessmonkey]

@LuftkoppTim I have a mini and i feel like an apocalypse survivor slowly running out of food not knowing what to do when this phone evntually dies

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

Chinese companies are supposed to be named Thousand White Swan Corporation or Golden Prosperity Smile. Not the name of Megatron's strapon.