Harry 🐀

all my homies hate landlords

[Harry 🐀 @harrybc16]

Peeper poo poo

["A. Abbott Brasted" @Marquis0002]

In the first picture she looks like a racist drawing of a Chinese person.

[spencer @tanosully]

you could be watching a star wars movie or tv show and look in the background and there’s some droid like this https://t.co/312km3UDHD

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.

[chris⭐ @aanvole]

There's like three days out the year where something turns twitter from the kill yourself die app™ to infinite platinum loot

[Sheye @Nateelton]

Change the PL badge to Gold pls

[🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱 @jackalbion96]

Lest we Forget

[Bill “the tard” Thiel @billthetard]

Hold on I’m getting a call

[Jordan @iliterate__]

this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying

[arnie ༻ @arnie1886]

They call Gyökeres untechnical but nobody had ever seen a fake shot into scissor kick la croqueta before yesterday

[tianna @hurricanetianna]

just found my new favorite tiktok

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

the crowd

[Sharty Supreme (evil) @trashjuiceprism]

Just had my penis removed so I can suck my own ribs

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

me on 45mg of adderall trying to remain polite while helping the stupidest fucking customer in the history of mankind

[Joe @GhostOfChampJc]

Getting a bit of grief because I ordered a pint of it. What's the charge here? A pint? A succulent blue pint? No one would care if it was a half.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

Wife: Did you hear that noise?

Me remembering the Dr. Pepper I put in the freezer to cool down real fast 6 hours ago

[John Beef Wellingoon 🔺🇮🇹 @jbeefwellingon]

It seems my ex wife has child custodymogged me due to my
neglectmaxxing

[tambotyler |-/ ape!!!! @clancyssoul]

the contract really is a song made to be played live because there's no other way to sing it other than at the top of your lungs. And to do that in synch with a whole crowd really is the ultimate experience

[P @perwilo]

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