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Soren had his first basketball practice tonight, when I asked him if he had fun he said, “yes, but I’m still not playing basketball when I’m older.” I asked why not and he goes, “cuz I can’t count by 2’s.” #5yearoldproblems
Just asked Henri if there’s anyone else he wants to invite to his party and he’s legit just said ‘well actually, yes, @PMullin7 @Cristiano @ECavaniOfficial @Fred08oficial @Danny15Holmes & @MarcusRashford 🤣🤦🏼♀️ ffs!! This kid 🤣 #5YearOldProblems🤣
Found this saved in my drafts… Started this tweet three years ago!
Laya just said, “I wish we could get ice cream.” I said, “Do you even like ice cream?” And she said, “Oh I forgot. I don’t like ice cream!”
#5YearOldProblems #PrettyAndFun
"Dad, I still don't know who I'm going to marry. What am I going to do?"
#5yearoldproblems
Islay is upset.. she has broken her plastic play shoes..this is the worst thing to happen in her life apparently.. my mission today is to fix this issue.. sometimes parenting is harder than work.. 😂🤪 #nonworkingday #lawyermummylife #5yearoldproblems #mummyonamission
My 5 year old son and I had a nice time dying Easter eggs and decorating them like race cars, until he realized they were for eating and not play. #5yearoldproblems He cried for 15 minutes and passed out sleeping on me. I’ve been stuck for an hour and a half.
Today we finished Viking Ships at Sunrise by @MaryPopeOsborne . She’s ready to pick out the next adventure and I hear “Mom we don’t have ALL the numbers!” #5yearoldproblems #teacherskid #shemademealist #raisingabookworm
Actual tears in the Cheesecake household after @TheAntonDuBeke and @Simply_Susannah left @bbcstrictly. 'But I voted for her'!!! Poor Hattie! First @chizzyakudolu didn't come back, now this! #5yearoldproblems
When you realize you ate all the Chicken McNuggets on the car ride home...#devastated #notlovinit #5yearoldproblems 🍟🍔
If you look carefully enough - you can see my son sulking in splendid isolation. #sulk #5YearOldProblems
I am the only one who gets boogers every day. #surebuddy #5yearoldproblems #momlife #wahm #wahm #toofunny
Started day off right with our morning meeting. We often share celebrations or problems we may have. Today a S’s problem: “I have a pimple.” The class immediately started checking their bodies to see if they had one too! 😄#5yearoldproblems #cmspdl
Do you have one hundred billion @kzoojaycees works to do today or what? #5yearoldproblems #submissionsweek #pregotoprezo
This... #5yearoldproblems
Student: “Charlie has a gf and her name is Ruby.”
Another student: “well Aome has three girlfriends.”
We then discussed why having a gf/bf at five just isn’t as much fun..& it took everything in me to not explain what a player is #5yearoldProblems
@racedaymike @WWENXT He's in love with @WWEEmberMoon because she waved at him #HesInLove #5YearOldProblems
Where are your school trousers? In my bag. Opens bag pair of totally different trousers in there belonging to someone else #5yearoldproblems
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