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@SuellaBraverman Stupid woman talking absolute tosh! Do you think we are ALL gullible fools.
#Tosh #AbsoluteTosh #CantYouRead #NotCorrect
@ArchRose90 I once campaigned with a man who wherever we were he had a relative or a connection with that particular place! #AbsoluteTosh
@KateNia96 @BBCNews So maybe you can explain to me as an unvax'd clinically extremely vulnerable person who has worked alongside many staff members who have tested + 3 double vax'd ended up in hosp, how come I haven't contacted it, I've never once worn a mask?! 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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#bbcbreakfast #NadhimZahawiwont give any figures about #TrackAndTrace because he wants the data to be #robust #absolutetosh #torylies #toryexcuses #fudgingfigures
#bbcbreakfast "We are working hard to manipulate the data"
@jamajestical That brilliant bloody fool @mrnickharvey, probably. Although on a Tuesday night or first thing on a Wednesday morning it’s @andyparmo. #AbsoluteTosh
@LondonBiPandas ah so that's ok then, renaming seems to be a recurring theme here. 'This isn't smoke, it's a protest flare'.
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@kevin_horton1 Couldn't agree more, the amount of peeps who've said to me "the women are better to watch than the men" can't be watching the same sport as me #absolutetosh
@raworganisation @DoctorChristian What an utterly revolting thing to suggest @raworganisation - So anyone who chooses to remove their own body hair is, by your understanding, therefore automatically a paedophile? #AbsoluteTosh
Is this really a fucking champions league final? #AbsoluteTosh
POOR old Nigel Farage gets awfully tetchy *again* when told, correctly
"the remain parties added up gained a bigger percentage than the Brexit party"
Let's see all the other broadcasters remind him of this too... 👏
#EuropeanElectionResults
Just been to see the The Favourite film.
Didn't like it, almost went to sleep, not entertaining at all. IMO.
#AbsoluteTosh
Final word on the preposterous and overhyped #Bodyguard How did Nadia keep making all those bombs when she was in police custody for the entire series? #absolutetosh

@EverydayHealth This sort of crap 💩 may have passed as acceptable 3 years ago, but not today.
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For every minute you watch Love island , you lose a thousand brain cells. #AbsoluteTosh
That’s an hour I won’t get back, new arctic monkeys album 🙉 was looking forward to it. #absolutetosh #ArcticMonkeys
Working mother's guilt? About what exactly?
Bills won't pay themselves.
Is there an equivalent #workingfathersguilt? Nope.
#outdatedconcept
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#BBCRadio4 #Today
CRITICS: There couldn't be a worse remake of a classic than Karate Kid 2010.
DIRTY DANCING 2017: Hold my beer...
#dirtydancing #absolutetosh
Just recieved a letter in the post from Theresa May and its gone straight in the bin...waste of paper! #absolutetosh
@YGTRory @4golfonline
It's going to change the game forever though 😳
Now where have I heard that before 🤔
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