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Coffee breaks are sweeter with good company and a slice of cake. ☕🍰 #CoffeeTimeWithMyAssistant #CoffeeBreak #WorkPerks #SweetMoments #CafeVibes #AssistantLife
One of my tasks today is finding a "caprese panini" #assistantlife
That feeling of when you send a confirmation email for meeting that was hard to set 🔥🔥🔥#keepsmegoing #assistantlife
“Sab kuch karna padta hai”
Kahi baar sirf makeup nahi, kapde bhi steam karne padte hain, jootiyan bhi dhoondhni padti hain, aur bride ko paani bhi dena padta hai. Kyunki jab aap assistant hote ho, toh koi bhi kaam chhota nahi hota.
#AssistantLife #NoEgoOnlyWork
It’s show day… I’ve been up since 6am… been to a makeup artist, a hair stylist, 2 venues and it’s just 11:11… #assistantlife 🤣🤣🤣
Appreciate the welcome from @UMassDwbkb ! Can’t wait to get to work! #grateful #assistantlife #newjourney
Happy Birthday @jennajameson!! Wishing you health & happiness always. Praying for you! Xx #jennajameson #whatsinyourcloset #illshowyoumineifyoushowmeyours #assistantlife
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to this guy @Kingdom_Soldier Since day 1! Thankful and blessed to have you as my boss. I’ve grown and learned a lot in the past year and a half and a lot of that has a great deal to do with you. Appreciate you!! #Assistantlife
Thank you to Lucy Brem and @FrancescaPear at @orionbooks for the copy of #complicit - can’t wait to read 📖
Book modelled in typical #assistantlife chaotic notebook, receipts and yesterdays to do list…
Appointment time? #assistantlife
Hoy llegue al trabajo y resulta que “El Boss” decidió hacer HO y se le pasó avisarme, toda la mañana preocupada por que no lo localizaba. #Assistant #assistantlife
BIG NEWS: I Start My First Staffing Job Just As Soon As I'm Offered One. Can't Say Anything Else Yet!!
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Things are getting serious today. You know I mean business when the clipboard comes out. #ZooPALife #clipboard #VIPs #InCharge #DiariesofaClipboard #ESTech #AssistantLife #stationery
"DM Me Your Resume!" says Assistant Before Burning off Fingerprints and Moving to Iceland
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Currently sitting on the floor of an empty condo, ordering items for a client, drinking coffee, and waiting for an installer. How is your morning going so far? #assistantlife
Austin, Texas Provides Healthier, More Stable Life for Quitters
Headline submitted by @RJMorgenstern
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Devastated Showrunner Abandoned by Assistant After Mere Four Years
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Assistant Finally Gets Foot in Door, Loses Toe
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#satire #humor #comedy #haha #hollywood #assistantlife #puns
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