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I hope #Texans are increasing their win probabilities for this weekend, and especially Sunday. I've had a challenging and fun week, and I'm fixing to feast. Hope you are feasting too.
That is how #Texans win. #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight.
#BlessansQuestion: When you are in Houston, are you the best of all your friends at ordering?*
*trick q
❤️CoF, TC
P.S. I am working with #Farrahs and #Texans gentlemen re: Texans-Cowboys. HMU with fun win stuff I should know about that, or anything else. I love a juiced football season #FIWB
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@ all y'all who are fun and do not eat like pandas
@TexansCommenter Love is love. We all show it in different ways. #Texans means friends, and DeMeco wants us to be our best selves
Speaking of neigh, The Horse King in fact, may be the Colts’ Dad, unless it is Tom Brady. We don’t know, as the Colts mom was kinda hmm. It explains everything.
🚨ALERT VEGAS🚨
#Texans Legend Nancy Curtis performing the National Anthem. IYKYK.
/also the Ninja is in the house, other goodness oh yesss
//Liberty Battlefighter will be bringing max #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight. It's an Adrian Game.™ Regular season debut of The Brian Cushing Cooler.
The @HoustonTexans host the Buffalo Bills this Sunday, Sept. 13 at Reliant Stadium for the Kickoff game presented by @Hyundai. Fans are encouraged to wear white as the team will take the field in their Liberty White uniforms.
Check out this week's Game Entertainment Release.
That is how the #Texans tailgates are. Only everyone is kings and queens of all the things, we feast before the #BattleFight. 😎🙌
It is glorious and champion hearted. I get sentimental about it.
I thought of a good idea that we used to do when I was living with 7 other dudes in a 5 bedroom house. King of the Moment. We got it from Count of Monte Cristo. Whenever one of us did something unexpected for the betterment of the house, they became King of the Moment.
The sequel will about to happen at some point… #ninjago #ninjagozane #ninjagolloyd #ninjagojay #ninjagokai #battlefight #battle
@LanceZierlein Have you done your all-round DeMeco DNA total badasses list? I know you have been busy, but that is the most important list imo. TIA
#TexansWorthy #BattleFight
#AttractiveFootball
#TNQ
Mmmmm nothing like a nice can of Red Bull at 5:34 PM. Except of course, Mutsuki.
#HahahYep #ImLeangle #Spiderscrawloutofmyurethra #BattleFight
Mmmmm nothing like a nice cup of coffee at 5:20 PM. Except of course, Mutsuki. #HahahYep #ImSensei #CrossoverWhen
So nice to see Larry and his bride yesterday! Back in the Oilers days, tailgating was not allowed and traffic was bad bad. Now we have #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight, hang with friends, get the energy right, see zero traffic coming in
Playoff energy is undefeated
BREAKING NEWS @HoustonTexans Fans.. Here is my Get your butts in the seats impromptu Promo that I cut yesterday at Cal’s Cookout with @StephStradley.. Let’s give our Boyz a real Home field Advantage this season.. I think we have something special and are going to be really Goood
Fork-Lift Certified, Magnetic Coozie, Award Winning Party Take.
Whatever the time, whatever the place, got to handle bidness and #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight yesssssss.
Saturday 3:30p playoff game is optimal imho. Have time to run errands in the morning if need be then drink during the game and then get to bed at a decent time to have a productive Sunday.
@ChuckFBass Depends on the tailgate. For ours, it’s a nu adventure every time. Depends on who shows up and what happens next. I’ve seen things ahaha. Lots of Houston and food and love and good times generally. Our crew gets the energy dialed in with a #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight
Been told that #Texans Santa, Mrs. Santa and a human sized Elf like Buddy will be rolling in around 11:30. Oh boy, some of my fave times have been with the Texans Santa Fam.
Love the preparations for the #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight. KINGS AND QUEENS LET’S GET AMONGST
Great tailgates in every #Texans lot. Everybody is invited to ours. Just bring your fine self. Some people bring their fave Christmas stuff. We will feast per usual.
Reminder lots of nu people come to holiday games. Keep helping everybody out, let’s put on a show for HOU.
This is a legit Bloody Mary. Love to see all the peoples. Also totally serious with my offer, everybody has a home at our tailgate. We are gonna get the energy right for the #BattleFight. See pinned tweet for details.
🚨Attn: Global #Texans, the Extended #Texans Universe (#ETU), the #TNQCollective 🚨
Next #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight is early Sunday. There should be spectacular tailgates in every lot.
Code DMC has been invoked. We need to finish strong, proper December energy.
Lone Spot Tailgaters, a decades long collective of Texans badasses will be in our normal spot south of the stadium. Northeast cornerish of Platinum Lot. (Some signage says Blue, just look at the map, we are same row as Blue Crew, just the other end of the row, I will post some pix to give you a sense of where we are).
Here's my 12.15.2024 Texans Dolphins Tailgate Q&A:
Who will be there?
The elusive beast, the Hellifino. They don't have them at the @houstonzoo
Who do I know will be there assuming we don't get hit by a bus or the like?
Texans Santa. This globally famous Santa is cooler than actual Santa because he hangs with us for most tailgates, doesn't live in the North Pole because it is too * cold, doesn't judge you on a naughty or nice, does enjoy quality naughty, smokes celebratory cigars. He wears whatever he wants, for this game he will be dressed festive, he will wear his official uniform for the Christmas game. Mrs. Texans Santa, is also a badass because Texas.
Stefna Claus. This is me, but even more festive. Likely going to wear the Texans TD jacket for extra Texans Touchdowns obviously. Not everybody can handle it. TOO BAD BUDDY WE ARE GONNA HAVE BIG FUN WITH RELEVANT BLEEPING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY DEAL WITH IT.
The Crew. A bunch of Texas badasses who show up. Some you know, some you don't, maybe they become your good friends. Assorted fun people, maybe you.
The Horse King. The King of the Horses showed up back in the day some, has been showing up a lot lately. He loves football obviously. He is pretty sure he is the Colt's Dad unless it is Tom Brady. No fence holds either one of them. Never have a bad time when the Horse King shows up. All the ladies love him because he is v+ cool, but he doesn't go out with them because he is a horse.
Should I bring something to the tailgate?
Every tailgate is different that way, but we want you to bring your own fine self and your specific energy. Some people hang with us, some people swing by on the way to somewhere else. We are close to Bud Light Plaza entrance.
Food and Bev. We are mostly potluck, and you can bring stuff if you want, but we usually have plenty. We have never run out, it is a miracle on earth. If you like something specific, just bring it, or drop some cash, or enjoy our bounty, or whatever. WE ARE FREEEEEEEEEE TO DO WHAT WE WANT WE ARE TEXAS KINGS AND QUEENS.
Please note, if you don't drink alcohol, we have various non-alcohol options as some of our favorite football people in the world are #TeamSober for their own specific reasons. So as long as you are good being around other people drinking, we would like to see you.
Love. There is so much love at the tailgates in every lot. You deserve love and to be loved.
Been told by a few single ladies that there are not enough football loving single dudes. I find that hard to believe. Maybe you just need to find each other.
Maybe it happens Sunday. You don't know a history until you live it, let's make history yo.
Why should you go to the LST Tailgate?
I go because I like fun, Texans, and a few bites of all the Texas food. Like that is the basic reason but it is more than that.
If you are profesional or nu or your own media, it's a nice place to take loving pix, do benign Texas nonsense.
Why is this so long?
Because I am stoked. Stoked isn't a very 2024 word but it is the best word for this state of mind. Can't wait.
If you have any gameday questions, check out the Texans website to see if they are answered there, if not, HMU, I just enjoy seeing football enjoyers enjoying the football like most proper Houstonians do.
Please share random photos you think most people would enjoy and people includes me. LFGY TIME FOR THE #BATTLEFEAST BEFORE THE #BATTLEFIGHT
/self scout report:
our last home game did not have enough #HorseKing visiting. That’s on me and I will get that corrected
//honor the way of the ancients
Feelzball: I have deep respect and admiration for John Metchie. I’ve seen his entire journey as close as you can from the outside. Sports attracts remarkable people. I root for all #Texans, he is very easy to root for. LFGY. I AM SO IN MY FEELINGS AND THAT IS AWESOME 😎❤️🔔
I love being around so many happy football people. This #Texans food and bev is the best.
Been asking. There is a lot of Battle Red Underwear out here. And commandos. #BattleFest b4 the #BattleFight
Yo @HoustonTexans, are you wearing Battle Red underwear today?
#Texans
#TexansGameday
#BattleRedDay
#BattleFeast
#BattleFight
#GirdYourLoins
Early #Texans tailgate forecast. For a @SNFonNBC game, I strongly suggest showing up right when the lots open for full tailgating experience. Only thing better than a SNF tailgate is a home playoff game one. #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight LFGY, want to see all the real ones
There’s a lot going on in today’s forecast, with the possibility of some storms tonight and Tuesday morning ahead of our region’s next front. Also, what's up with the tropics?
https://t.co/Knq0CnjjuC
ALL #Texans are going to need to come together for the win.
1. First the #BattleFeast. In whatev your preferred way is. GIRD YOUR LOINS FRIENDS. RAISE THE GOBLETS. 🍻
2. THEN THE #BATTLEFIGHT. I WANT YOU TO IMPRESS ME. IMPRESS ME. YOU IMPRESS ME, WE WIN. YET AGAIN #LFGY #TNQ👊
Stay winning @starpizzahou Joe’s add artichoke wheat deep dish leftovers #OvenFlex. Very strong choice on a rainy football night in Houston. 👊
Some of our tailgate crew had brunch today. We are gonna to do a mighty mighty #BattleFeast before the Detroit #BattleFight. Mighty.
We need all the #Texans badasses to bring it. Been great seeing y’all. And some y’all’s kids. It’s beautiful. We need a maximalist moment on Sunday.
Anyway, I want everybody to impress me @SNFonNBC in your specific way. Need epic fun. Epic. It is in the beautiful alt futures. You are a part of that. Let’s keep finding a way. 😎🙌
This is now my nu pinned tweet. Please watch this and take what makes you happy about it and put it in your heart. Or don’t. Freeeeeedom
#BattleFeast
#BattleFight
#WeAreTexans #HTownMade 😎🙌
@SNFonNBC tailgate is gonna be extra. We are gonna win it AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN 👊
Gary Kubiak was named 2024 @HoustonTDClub Touchdowner of the Year on Wednesday. If you don't know his full background, wiki the man, he's a Houston badass.
For those who couldn't make it, here is his speech. Please watch or listen to some Texas best, run thru a wall, and keep on👊
I am wearing my #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight jorts in honor of all the ancients and #Texans to manifest 👊
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