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I hope #Texans are increasing their win probabilities for this weekend, and especially Sunday. I've had a challenging and fun week, and I'm fixing to feast. Hope you are feasting too.
That is how #Texans win. #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight.
#BlessansQuestion: When you are in Houston, are you the best of all your friends at ordering?*
*trick q
❤️CoF, TC
P.S. I am working with #Farrahs and #Texans gentlemen re: Texans-Cowboys. HMU with fun win stuff I should know about that, or anything else. I love a juiced football season #FIWB
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@ all y'all who are fun and do not eat like pandas
@TexansCommenter Love is love. We all show it in different ways. #Texans means friends, and DeMeco wants us to be our best selves
Speaking of neigh, The Horse King in fact, may be the Colts’ Dad, unless it is Tom Brady. We don’t know, as the Colts mom was kinda hmm. It explains everything.
🚨ALERT VEGAS🚨
#Texans Legend Nancy Curtis performing the National Anthem. IYKYK.
/also the Ninja is in the house, other goodness oh yesss
//Liberty Battlefighter will be bringing max #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight. It's an Adrian Game.™ Regular season debut of The Brian Cushing Cooler.
The @HoustonTexans host the Buffalo Bills this Sunday, Sept. 13 at Reliant Stadium for the Kickoff game presented by @Hyundai. Fans are encouraged to wear white as the team will take the field in their Liberty White uniforms.
Check out this week's Game Entertainment Release.
Liberty Battlefighter is preparing for the #BattleFeast. Are HOU ready?
Have you assembled your badass crews? We are gonna eat.
Questions? Please ask.
Leaders on and off the field.
Gonna have the best, most fun #Texans season ever. Assemble the badasses. Gird the ungirded. Take care of your bodies, chickens, mentals. Prepare the #Battlefeast
BREAKING: We are busting out the Legendary Adrian tailgate for Bills opener. Need all games to FEEL like playoffs
If you guys think I tweet about music and books too much, cheer up...the NFL season starts in a couple weeks.
Variety!
Morton Ranch’s own Danielle Hunter, @JJWatt’s most underrated player, told you how it was gonna be in July. He told you. Trust. This is so f fun.
/I have seen this defense do ish I have never seen
//time for #BattleFeast planning
///Hunter’s arms say hi 💥 @MrColeThompson👋
As much as I enjoy eating #OvenFlex things, I think I enjoy the smells the most. This one has butter, garlic, rosemary, onion, oranges and lemons. That smell is just so good to me.
Good morning! 🌞😎🙌
It’s a No Pants Football Sunday! What a glorious day to be hot, pantless, and romantic about football! Hope to see your fine selves at NRG or happy in your football wherever you are.
The #BattleFeast is soon. Let’s do this.
Some people don’t like a warm Christmas. I dig it. Tomorrow is No Pants at the #Texans game temps, amirite @JennyJohnsonHi5 @imkentheman @theestallion?
@LyleLovett has a song about pants, and how they are overrated. Fully agree. You?
#NoPantsTexans
#BTPORaiders
#htownmade
NRG has beautiful sightlines, I’ve sat, tailgated everywhere. For next 3 games, I want to see all the pure coolest football respectors out there if you can. To uplift and take care of each other like #Texans do. #Battlefeast. I know some of y’all are going thru stuff, let’s eat
@StephStradley YES! I’m a maroon tailgater. Love the atmosphere there! 608 section. I can see all the routes and plays develop. Don’t like the lower level. Everyone has their place they love. It’s what sports are all about! We ❤️Houston teams!
The International Game is being celebrated Sunday, and our LST tailgate is always global and into space because @NASA. To #Texans everywhere, if you got some fun/bidness to do in Houston, try to schedule it around a home game, let us HOU #BattleFeast you the way on up😎🙌
The best for last, thank you @StephStradley for you kindness and to make me discover what means a proper game in Houston. We just talked on Twitter before, so you have no reason to be so nice but you can feel it come from the heart.
So nice to see Larry and his bride yesterday! Back in the Oilers days, tailgating was not allowed and traffic was bad bad. Now we have #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight, hang with friends, get the energy right, see zero traffic coming in
Playoff energy is undefeated
BREAKING NEWS @HoustonTexans Fans.. Here is my Get your butts in the seats impromptu Promo that I cut yesterday at Cal’s Cookout with @StephStradley.. Let’s give our Boyz a real Home field Advantage this season.. I think we have something special and are going to be really Goood
Nick is working in the kitchen today. Nick Nick not GM Nick. We are not eating GM Nick kinda food.
We are planning and practicing for the 2025 #Battlefeast. Recruiting more badasses. SUPPORT EVERYBODY THAT FEEDS HOU. LFGY
cc: @TravisRodgers @SeanTPendergast @jharrisfootball
Hi there. Gonna hang out at @NicksPlaceHou today to watch games, do some planning with the tailgate for stupid fun. Join us if you are in town, if not, have fun where you are if you can.
For the preseason, it is nice to have a #Texans roster. Here you go.👇
I am in the best neighborhood bar in New Orleans. They applaud the music too. They are treating me like a queen. I just described a thousand places in town. Hope you kings and queens are having your preferred #Battlefeast tonight 😎🙌
IT IS STILL GOING ON FRIENDS. NEW ORLEANS IS KIN, MY MOST MEMORABLE TIME DOING RADIO WAS WITH BOBBY HEBERT BACK IN THE DAY MY GOODNESS THAT HAPPENED AHAHAHA
/while driving about, realized that my roof rack prohibits tuba playing thru the sun roof of a rented Q5. good to know 👊
Fork-Lift Certified, Magnetic Coozie, Award Winning Party Take.
Whatever the time, whatever the place, got to handle bidness and #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight yesssssss.
Saturday 3:30p playoff game is optimal imho. Have time to run errands in the morning if need be then drink during the game and then get to bed at a decent time to have a productive Sunday.
Absolutely. The script says @ArianFoster shows up, crowd is hype, then #Texans win no matter what
Also he and the fam are invited to the tailgate. Great #BattleFeast planned. Many players and staff don’t get to tailgate until after they are gone for obvious reasons. SWING BY😎🙌
ATTENTION TEXANS FANS ‼️
If you're going to the @HoustonTexans playoff game this weekend, you may see a familiar face leading the team out!
@ChuckFBass Depends on the tailgate. For ours, it’s a nu adventure every time. Depends on who shows up and what happens next. I’ve seen things ahaha. Lots of Houston and food and love and good times generally. Our crew gets the energy dialed in with a #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight
Been told that #Texans Santa, Mrs. Santa and a human sized Elf like Buddy will be rolling in around 11:30. Oh boy, some of my fave times have been with the Texans Santa Fam.
Love the preparations for the #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight. KINGS AND QUEENS LET’S GET AMONGST
Great tailgates in every #Texans lot. Everybody is invited to ours. Just bring your fine self. Some people bring their fave Christmas stuff. We will feast per usual.
Reminder lots of nu people come to holiday games. Keep helping everybody out, let’s put on a show for HOU.
Heads up for @netflix #Texans Beyoncé Christmas tailgate.
How we are rolling:
🌶️🎅 Texans Santa in his official suit
🦃 Christmas #BattleFeast featuring fried turkey and sides for days
🎵 Live Band
Texans are EXTRA. This will be extra extra. Hope to see you 🎄🐝 🏈
🚨Attn: Global #Texans, the Extended #Texans Universe (#ETU), the #TNQCollective 🚨
Next #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight is early Sunday. There should be spectacular tailgates in every lot.
Code DMC has been invoked. We need to finish strong, proper December energy.
Lone Spot Tailgaters, a decades long collective of Texans badasses will be in our normal spot south of the stadium. Northeast cornerish of Platinum Lot. (Some signage says Blue, just look at the map, we are same row as Blue Crew, just the other end of the row, I will post some pix to give you a sense of where we are).
Here's my 12.15.2024 Texans Dolphins Tailgate Q&A:
Who will be there?
The elusive beast, the Hellifino. They don't have them at the @houstonzoo
Who do I know will be there assuming we don't get hit by a bus or the like?
Texans Santa. This globally famous Santa is cooler than actual Santa because he hangs with us for most tailgates, doesn't live in the North Pole because it is too * cold, doesn't judge you on a naughty or nice, does enjoy quality naughty, smokes celebratory cigars. He wears whatever he wants, for this game he will be dressed festive, he will wear his official uniform for the Christmas game. Mrs. Texans Santa, is also a badass because Texas.
Stefna Claus. This is me, but even more festive. Likely going to wear the Texans TD jacket for extra Texans Touchdowns obviously. Not everybody can handle it. TOO BAD BUDDY WE ARE GONNA HAVE BIG FUN WITH RELEVANT BLEEPING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY DEAL WITH IT.
The Crew. A bunch of Texas badasses who show up. Some you know, some you don't, maybe they become your good friends. Assorted fun people, maybe you.
The Horse King. The King of the Horses showed up back in the day some, has been showing up a lot lately. He loves football obviously. He is pretty sure he is the Colt's Dad unless it is Tom Brady. No fence holds either one of them. Never have a bad time when the Horse King shows up. All the ladies love him because he is v+ cool, but he doesn't go out with them because he is a horse.
Should I bring something to the tailgate?
Every tailgate is different that way, but we want you to bring your own fine self and your specific energy. Some people hang with us, some people swing by on the way to somewhere else. We are close to Bud Light Plaza entrance.
Food and Bev. We are mostly potluck, and you can bring stuff if you want, but we usually have plenty. We have never run out, it is a miracle on earth. If you like something specific, just bring it, or drop some cash, or enjoy our bounty, or whatever. WE ARE FREEEEEEEEEE TO DO WHAT WE WANT WE ARE TEXAS KINGS AND QUEENS.
Please note, if you don't drink alcohol, we have various non-alcohol options as some of our favorite football people in the world are #TeamSober for their own specific reasons. So as long as you are good being around other people drinking, we would like to see you.
Love. There is so much love at the tailgates in every lot. You deserve love and to be loved.
Been told by a few single ladies that there are not enough football loving single dudes. I find that hard to believe. Maybe you just need to find each other.
Maybe it happens Sunday. You don't know a history until you live it, let's make history yo.
Why should you go to the LST Tailgate?
I go because I like fun, Texans, and a few bites of all the Texas food. Like that is the basic reason but it is more than that.
If you are profesional or nu or your own media, it's a nice place to take loving pix, do benign Texas nonsense.
Why is this so long?
Because I am stoked. Stoked isn't a very 2024 word but it is the best word for this state of mind. Can't wait.
If you have any gameday questions, check out the Texans website to see if they are answered there, if not, HMU, I just enjoy seeing football enjoyers enjoying the football like most proper Houstonians do.
🚨Attn: Global #Texans, the Extended #Texans Universe (#ETU), the #TNQCollective 🚨
Next #BattleFeast before the #BattleFight is early Sunday. There should be spectacular tailgates in every lot.
Code DMC has been invoked. We need to finish strong, proper December energy.
Lone Spot Tailgaters, a decades long collective of Texans badasses will be in our normal spot south of the stadium. Northeast cornerish of Platinum Lot. (Some signage says Blue, just look at the map, we are same row as Blue Crew, just the other end of the row, I will post some pix to give you a sense of where we are).
Here's my 12.15.2024 Texans Dolphins Tailgate Q&A:
Who will be there?
The elusive beast, the Hellifino. They don't have them at the @houstonzoo
Who do I know will be there assuming we don't get hit by a bus or the like?
Texans Santa. This globally famous Santa is cooler than actual Santa because he hangs with us for most tailgates, doesn't live in the North Pole because it is too * cold, doesn't judge you on a naughty or nice, does enjoy quality naughty, smokes celebratory cigars. He wears whatever he wants, for this game he will be dressed festive, he will wear his official uniform for the Christmas game. Mrs. Texans Santa, is also a badass because Texas.
Stefna Claus. This is me, but even more festive. Likely going to wear the Texans TD jacket for extra Texans Touchdowns obviously. Not everybody can handle it. TOO BAD BUDDY WE ARE GONNA HAVE BIG FUN WITH RELEVANT BLEEPING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY DEAL WITH IT.
The Crew. A bunch of Texas badasses who show up. Some you know, some you don't, maybe they become your good friends. Assorted fun people, maybe you.
The Horse King. The King of the Horses showed up back in the day some, has been showing up a lot lately. He loves football obviously. He is pretty sure he is the Colt's Dad unless it is Tom Brady. No fence holds either one of them. Never have a bad time when the Horse King shows up. All the ladies love him because he is v+ cool, but he doesn't go out with them because he is a horse.
Should I bring something to the tailgate?
Every tailgate is different that way, but we want you to bring your own fine self and your specific energy. Some people hang with us, some people swing by on the way to somewhere else. We are close to Bud Light Plaza entrance.
Food and Bev. We are mostly potluck, and you can bring stuff if you want, but we usually have plenty. We have never run out, it is a miracle on earth. If you like something specific, just bring it, or drop some cash, or enjoy our bounty, or whatever. WE ARE FREEEEEEEEEE TO DO WHAT WE WANT WE ARE TEXAS KINGS AND QUEENS.
Please note, if you don't drink alcohol, we have various non-alcohol options as some of our favorite football people in the world are #TeamSober for their own specific reasons. So as long as you are good being around other people drinking, we would like to see you.
Love. There is so much love at the tailgates in every lot. You deserve love and to be loved.
Been told by a few single ladies that there are not enough football loving single dudes. I find that hard to believe. Maybe you just need to find each other.
Maybe it happens Sunday. You don't know a history until you live it, let's make history yo.
Why should you go to the LST Tailgate?
I go because I like fun, Texans, and a few bites of all the Texas food. Like that is the basic reason but it is more than that.
If you are profesional or nu or your own media, it's a nice place to take loving pix, do benign Texas nonsense.
Why is this so long?
Because I am stoked. Stoked isn't a very 2024 word but it is the best word for this state of mind. Can't wait.
If you have any gameday questions, check out the Texans website to see if they are answered there, if not, HMU, I just enjoy seeing football enjoyers enjoying the football like most proper Houstonians do.
We are starting out with a Victory Tuesday #BattleFeast Leftovers #OvenFlex. Yesssss.
WE ALWAYS WIN WITH A NOBLE FEAST. I WANT TO SEE ALL THE BENIGN STUNTING ARTS. IMPRESS US
/the best pizza in Houston is the one in front of you, we have abundant options tbqh
Please share random photos you think most people would enjoy and people includes me. LFGY TIME FOR THE #BATTLEFEAST BEFORE THE #BATTLEFIGHT
/self scout report:
our last home game did not have enough #HorseKing visiting. That’s on me and I will get that corrected
//honor the way of the ancients
Feelzball: I have deep respect and admiration for John Metchie. I’ve seen his entire journey as close as you can from the outside. Sports attracts remarkable people. I root for all #Texans, he is very easy to root for. LFGY. I AM SO IN MY FEELINGS AND THAT IS AWESOME 😎❤️🔔
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