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@theharryshearer #BadFirstDrafts "Show me the portfolio of shares, debentures, stocks and bonds Jerry"
"He was born with a joke and a sense that the world was cuckoo..."#BadFirstDrafts
"Let there be light!"
"LIGHTS,PLEASE!"said The Lord.
"Fucking put the light on you cunts!" He continued.
"FFS!...Oh hang on!"(invents electricians)
"Let there be light!"
And there WAS light!
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#BadFirstDrafts It is a tale told by an asshat, full of clickbait and cat memes, signifying LULZ
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All work and no pay makes Jack an ideal employee in the current capitalist society
@theharryshearer #BadFirstDrafts Lincoln: "A number of years ago, I forget how many, you can look it up..."
@theharryshearer #BadFirstDrafts "It was the best of times. But we could have used more nice restaurants."
#BadFirstDrafts "Four score and eight years ago..."
#BadFirstDrafts "It was the ok times, it was the ok times."
#BadFirstDrafts Herman Melville: "Call me Oatmeal."
Me desperately trying to write #Romance without being overly dramatic:
"She had those Steve Buschemi eyes & enough curiosity for a line of cats, all of which she was willing to cross."
My shitty #noir brain: That's terrible, let's write more of it
#amwriting #badfirstdrafts
Two times! Two times now I've found "poo people" (should be "poor"). Gonna set it up to autocorrect once I stop laughing.
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@JaniceFosse #BadFirstDrafts
"Why didn't Father come back, when he said he would?"
"INSERT GENERIC BUT OMINOUS QUESTION HERE?]" said the Iron Woman.
#BadFirstDrafts c'mon people, let's make this a thing! #amwriting #amrevising https://t.co/bEgMiswjVr
@JaniceFosse @sl_ember I've got one...
Fergus: Or what?
Declan: [SAYS SOMETHING HILARIOUS AND DISTURBING]
...but, sadly, this is far from a first draft...๐
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