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Someone just legit pitched their book as “like Anna Karenina but without the infidelity or tragedy” -
I have some new ideas now:
“Like War & Peace, but short and there’s just one character”
“Like Oliver Twist, but everyone is kind and without orphans”
#badpitches #books
Worse email pitch of the day (so far - it's still early):
"Here's the bad news, this is an unsolicited InMail, but the good news is I think you’ll actually benefit from this. Whether this leads to a celebration or a digital slap in the face is yet to be told."
#badpitches
i don't know, but i'm pretty sure he wouldn't have run a qb draw with :14 on the clock. #badpitches
Very bad pitches for world cup you might be joking if the scores don't cross 150 in a wc #shameonicc #badpitches
"Hunting, Hunty" -- an HBO Max limited series about a sassy drag queen who suddenly finds herself investigating a series of grisly murders
#badpitches
I had no clue Politico was selling weed...
#badpitches
Pleased to announce that I have been reduced to third mic (moral support + deep cut internet references) on upcoming #BadPitches Podcast. Co-host @CarolineDohack will do the pitching while @Lilprincessmama does the bitching
First softball game of the season and we won 13-4 #badpitches
What NOT to do after you send a #HARO pitch...
#1) Send an angry email to the blogger/reporter accusing them of being misleading, and complaining that you spent a lot of time on the pitch. 🤦🏼♀️
#2) Followup with another email threatening to report them to HARO 🤔
#pr #badpitches
It's like Speed except it's on a boat instead of a bus...and there's no bomb, just the threat of a virus....but no one's even sick people are just naive assholes and...okay terrible idea, nevermind. #badpitches
And I thought it was bad when I got a pitch for CBD products for dogs and horses #pitches #badpitches
Our condolences to @coachD49 and the #badpitches who came up short. Incredible post season numbers and another division title for our co-founder!
Come on, Spielberg,
Jaw
War Pony
Terrestrial
Shindler Finds a Pen
These prequels write themselves
#film #Spielberg #dumbbrain #jaws #badpitches
💯 This is the place where it belongs
#badpitches
"If you don't care, why should anybody else?"
#strartup
@mirko_ross @AngelikaLattner @AshokNellikar I get 2-3 "pitches" per month in which they haven't even bothered to describe the real benefits and opportunities. There's a special filing cabinet for those in my office...
🚨🚨🚨 JASON HEYWARD IS NOW OWNED IN MENCOACH🚨🚨🚨 #badpitches
It feels like April Fools Day has turned into a day (week) of sending dumb PR joke pitches, some so bad it's hard to tell what's real and what's not. Think I'll stop reading emails today. #pr #AprilFools #badpitches
I can testify to the fact that former #BadPitches contestant and judge @SopanDeb is a connoisseur of bad.
A potential #BadPitches episode about all the awful excuses people give for not attending #BadPitches.
Come to our special Holiday episode on Sunday 12/16, where we have a whole panel of non-Christians secretly plotting the War on Christmas, moderated by our host: @nedehrbar
Pro tip: if your PR pitch starts with "Dear Sirs," I'm probably not going to read it #badpitches
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