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Tonight in the #BedtimeChronicles
9 year old: “Dad—how do you sleep and it feels like time just stops?”
Me:

@joalexandria69 Just five more minutes turned into an epic saga of bed distractions and a mysterious aroma of bacon! 🥓😂 Who can resist the allure of a cozy bed after conquering chores ? Your morning adventures are the stuff of legends ! ✨🤞😊 #BedtimeChronicles #BaconMagic
Sweet dreams are made of these 💤✨
#relaxationmode #cozyvibes #goodnightworld #sleepingbeauty #bedtimechronicles

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My 2yo talks about herself in the 3rd person 🤔… it’s actually hilarious 😆 😂 every so often I test her to makes sure she knows she’s “said person” & she always passes #mom #toddler #bedtimechronicles
I recently pulled books we haven't read lately. My kids love Press Here by @HTullet. My 1 1/2 YO thinks "pushing" colors is truly magic, and my 3 YO enjoys counting "taps" and claps and shaking the book. Interactive learning w/o screens! Love it. #bookreview #bedtimechronicles
Me: why are you crying?
Mila: my energy’s not right.
#BedtimeChronicles
4-year-old: Can I have some water?
Me: No, you already had milk.
4-year-old: But I’m still thirsty.
Me: Go to sleep and you won’t be thirsty.
#BedtimeChronicles
Gonna start a new #bedtimechronicles post each night in my fave spot on the corner of my bed 😘 #sleepy #bedtime #nomakeup


Report cards are my superbowl and we scored winning touchdowns in reading and math. These two were told lights out but I hear reading happening. #SomeoneHidesAFlashlight #BedtimeChronicles
Personal space...what’s that??? 😂😭😂😭 #momlife #bedtimechronicles #boysarewild #lovemylittlechickennugget #sebastian

When your child does not want to go to bed.
Livy: mommy
Me: go to bed
Livy: lay on mommy
Me: go lay in your bed!
Livy: baby talk
😒😒🤦🏾🤦🏾 #bedtimechronicles

Phone just came crashing down on my face *Smack*😂😩😂😩😂😩😂 #BedtimeChronicles

Someone smuggled an apple to bed and then told on herself!! 🤣 #BedTimeChronicles https://t.co/TfGQUpi98F
Basically 🙌🏽💁🏻
How many people can relate? 🤔😂 #BedtimeChronicles

Almost every night someone wants 2 wait up or is crying 4 @maxlife__ Makes me even more grateful 4 our mornings together! #bedtimechronicles
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