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Godโs not thinking ahead. #Exvangelical #SkepTikTok #BibleFail @TRQuinn999 https://t.co/7S2XI36szj
@dalepartridge Pretty sure Jesus had a lot of empathy for others. Lepers, strangers, immigrants etc. #biblefail
Yet the moon spends almost 50% of its time above the horizon during the day. Also stars are out 24/7. Thanks for sharing this #BibleFail
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
@wendelltalks There is no evidence that the ancient Egyptians kept Hebrew slaves which means that the exodus never happened and Moses didn't exist. Also, Jesus' second coming was supposed to be within the disciples' lifetime. #biblefail
Who'll save people from God? Happy #fridaythe13th
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This verse is for all those people who claim that the Bible never contradicts itself. #inerrant #infallible
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Better than human #sacrifice, I guess, but so weird how God craves #death.
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Never had this one for a #memoryverse! Did you?
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Shouldn't Jesus have known better? #hypocrisy
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So Noah built a gigantic ark, at a time when nobody else in the world owned a boat they could hop into??? #BibleFail
(#ProLife #Christians, how many fetuses did God kill in the Flood?)
#Jesus was supposed to return in less time than it would take for his disciples to visit all their neighboring cities & before their deaths? #biblefail #jesusfail
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@EVassar1 @BorisTrump6 Ah yes, the "no true Scotsman" fallacy.
These people are just as much christian as those you might consider "true" christians. Same zebras, different stripe. No divinely inspired book claiming objective morality would be prone to any kind of misinterpretation at all. #biblefail
@PhoenixPotato_ @BlueDragonsFang @danielbkof2 @DeusSupreme @WilliamOrielly @RayCollis3 @Mtr19871 @Shann_Q0 @godless_mom @atheist_bad Right. According to the Bible, God created everything -- all the stars, the planets, the galaxies -- and created one man, apparently content it was a sufficiently populated universe.
Then (Gen 2:20-1) the man needed a woman. (God hadn't figured on this.)
#BibleFail
@brianklaas They should have asked if he was a first, second or third testament guy. I can imagine what his answer would have been. #trump #biblefail
This guy made a good point. If God waited for two of every animal then how did the snails cross thousands of miles of ocean to get on a boat? #BibleFail
@FairMindedFaith Tares are weeds growing with the wheat, they also resemble the wheat. The passage goes on to explain why they are left with the wheat until harvest.
Atheists are not in the church pretending to be Christians.
#BibleFail #ChristianPrivilege
#americastrong reporter- โyou know itโs like that old Bible story, โyou can teach a man to fishโโ #BibleFail @ABC
@Fstrke @DoesnAbout @JaTapps @1pckt @major1664 @spikeinthemidge @DariusConquis @meherherandhim @TheWestonMike @Catheri77148739 @JulieAMcLean @EBatterson @kvhayeya @AprilLigeia @guy_JustaGuy @malo_j @DoubleDoubleJon @NuckChorris16 @rkdoctr @TakeThatEpi @Hey_Theist @randolf828 @RunningHippo @Enjoyastogie @crypt_oguru @lambeaurn @shabbaranksbro @bibleasshole @wiguy45 @AndrewC95857546 @ProtoAngryBird @jools6691 @Schmoop0521 @Shadowzerg @KeepAskingQstns @cherokee_autumn @LOLatGOP @doctorofinfo @ObiPress @Fifeatheist @Mwforhr @ovjocm @SteveTiger999 @LeeTWimberly @BjarteBjorkum @skeptipithecus @AnnoyedDebunker @Daniel_Pike_7 @AtyHans @X_BikiniBear_X Exactly. Air breathing Sea mammals escaped apparently. Unless Noah made a giant sea aquarium in the ark for Orca and whales, et al. ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ doesnโt the Bible say everything that breathed air died in the flood? #biblefail guess not the Sperm whales and company.
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