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Trump Claims Thousands of Chicagoans Were Seen Running for Their Lives Over Weekend https://t.co/t5qz1W68tf
Breaking: Greenland appoints special envoy to welcome JD Vance's wife Usha visiting the country this week. They will meet for lunch reports the #BorowitzReport
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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew https://t.co/cHzhinXZuK
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Ginni Thomas to Be Listed on New York Stock Exchange https://t.co/KfudIB8xxB via @NewYorker
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DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York | The New Yorker #BorowitzReport #DeSantisIsKillingFlorida #DuhSantis https://t.co/f8rs432GT8
Kari Lake Furious After Arizona Awards Her Participation Trophy
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Elon Musk Begs Bots Not to Quit Twitter https://t.co/4KniRJgsmg via @NewYorker
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#BorowitzReport In a candid interview guaranteed to make headlines, #MelaniaTrump revealed that she wished she could get a #divorce “just by thinking about it.”Stressing that she had no plans to divorce #Donald, she said it would require “more than having the idea in my head.”
Trump Demands Special Master Be Fired and Replaced with Extra-Special Master
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#Borowitzreport: Women declare themselves corporations to force Supreme Court to grant them rights as people! https://t.co/xmccTEnyGU
Donald J. #Trump has reached out to Vladimir #Putin to help #Russia file for bankruptcy,
Calling the Russian economy “in very, very bad, terrible shape” as a result of Western sanctions, Trump said that #bankruptcy was “quite frankly” Putin’s only option. #BorowitzReport
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