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In this weekend's gospel, the disciples caught 153 fish. That seems like a very precise number for something that happened 2000 years ago.
John 11:21.
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Stations of the cross were straight up terrifying. I deadass thought I was going to be crucified. #CatholicProbs
The fact that Easter is late this year means that Fat Tuesday starts late enough to allow me to indulge in the post-valentines day candy sales AND Girl Scout cookies for a solid few weeks before I give up chocolate for Lent! ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ช๐ #Catholicprobs
I didnโt get the hpv vaccine until I was 18 and my mom was weird about it even then ๐๐ #CatholicProbs
Why does a burger or a big ole steak sound SO MUCH BETTER on Fridays during Lent ๐ฉ #CatholicProbs
@TheHappyPriest @thymeIord I had the same! I slept for about a day and a half almost constantly. I was unsure if it was partially that it is midterms in grad school and I work a lot. I enjoyed the forced rest, tbh.
I also got vegetable broth to make soup since it was a Friday in Lent. #CatholicProbs
I stopped by Chick-fil-A to grab lunch & forgot itโs Friday. The chicken goes in the fridge ๐ฌ #CatholicProbs #NotTodaySatan
For some reason my dumb brain wasnโt working when I ordered a chicken salad sandwich...weโll try again next Friday. #Catholicprobs
A few times. My favorite is when I kneeled too hard at Mass though. True story. #Catholicprobs
Now that there is no collection, you have to put your envelope in before or after mass. I like before in so I don't forget but then I can't deduct b if the sermon is lousy. #CatholicProbs
ah shoot
watching cheaper by the dozen makes me want to have a big family again #catholicprobs
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Spiritual direction is such a gift๐ญโค๏ธ If you donโt have a spiritual director I highly recommend it! You will feel all the emotions & hate it at times but itโs so worth it. #catholicprobs
The ultimate Lenten penance? Making a homemade apple pie because youโre in a baking mood and then remembering itโs a Friday of Lent and you canโt eat it. #catholicprobs
When you forget you canโt eat meat on Fridays ๐ญ #catholicprobs
Okay, but like why do I crave meat the most on Fridays during lent when I know damn well I canโt have any ?? #catholicprobs
I did the obligatory fast yesterday and now my body is acting like itโs afraid it will never see food again (despite the fact that Iโve been eating all day today?)...relax my dude, it wonโt happen again until Good Friday.
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