Top Tweets for #Copproblems
Accidentally shot my firearm in the town store 😬😬
#CopProblems
Some days, we are out saving the world. Others, we're cleaning peanut butter and pickles off the road...
#ADayInTheLife #CopProblems
Let’s play the ‘how long did I spend at court on my first rest day’ game. 😂🤦🏼♂️ #ThinBlueLine #CopProblems @CPSUK
When you’ve spent all evening dealing with celebrating football fans and drunk Christmas Party Goers and now they’re on your tube home too…😂🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ #CopProblems #ThinBlueLine 🚨
How I think I look after nights, verses how I actually look after nights 😂 #ThinBlueLine #CopProblems #ShiftWorker #TeamNightShift 🤷🏼♂️
“Sorry is the road closed?”
“Yes.”
“Bud I just live up there!”
“It’s still closed.”
“Yeah, but…”
“It’s still closed.”
#CopLife #ThinBlueLine #CopProblems 😂🤷🏼♂️💯🚨
I also achieved holding a pee in for six hours today. I think that’s a personal record 😂 #CopProblems
When you’re doing your Snap, Crackle and Pop (Spark 😉) Test and only one of your bays is firing… 🤔⚡️
#Taser #X2 #SparkTest #CopProblems #ThinBlueLine 😂🤷🏼♂️
The day is finally upon us...
But do I finally have #CoronaCut 2.0?
Or
Continue to live my life like Tom Hanks in Castaway? #Dilema 👀🤣
#CopProblems #ThinBlueLine 😅🚨
If I could tell some of the prospective cops the call we spent most of the day at, Twitter would probably delete me, and they wouldn’t want to be cops.
All I can give you are emojis.
🤛🏼 🍑 🤔 🍺 🤷🏼♂️ 🤯
👀Yeah.
Go do something productive with your life... 🤣🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ #CopProblems
Walking back into the Nick after being out on foot patrol in the cold 🥶 and wet 🌧 like...
#tuesdayvibe #Copproblems #snow #lego #ThinBlueLine #uksnow ❄️
@UKCopHumour #justforfun 👀🚨
#Onedown
#Onetogo
Christmas is done.
New Year's Eve loading
#copproblems
#copfrustrations
#sillyseasonmadness
This eloquently sums up every conversation I’ve had with drunk people at house parties when I’ve been introduced as:
“Oh! And he’s a Policeman!”
#TrueStory #RealLife #CopProblems
Listen to me carefully.
Just because something is legally permissible, it does not necessarily make it a good idea to do it, especially in the current environment.
Which have cross-printed themselves on to a random body part during your sleep, which, because you don’t know about, miss in the shower.🚿
Then you’re sat in briefing & a colleague says “What’s that written on the back of your arm? You got a tat finally?” 🤦🏼♂️
#CopProblems 👀🤣🤷🏼♂️
Only just opened the first door of my @LEGO_Group @HarryPotterFilm #AdventCalendar
(Because I fell asleep after early turn - as per 🤦🏼♂️#CopProblems)
And absolutely love the attention to detail on the #YuleBall invitation 👀
Really like the candle elements too! #mondaythoughts
I should be paid overtime for dreaming about work. #copproblems
One day I will be a well functioning adult without random leg bruises, but today is not that day. #coplife #copproblems
Are you even in the Police if you haven’t washed the car with a broom and had your mate shout “SORRY!” as they deliberately sprayed you...👀 #TuesdayThoughts #ThinBlueLine #SorryNotSorry #CopProblems😅🤣 #JustForFun #CopLife #CopCar 🚨 #CleanToBeSeen #Teamwork 👮🏻♂️🇬🇧
The only reason Cops are in Shops:
“Want anything from the shop?”
“Cornetto?”
A polite reminder that Cops are humans & require sustenance, we can’t survive on air alone.
Mental as it may seem we do venture into shops for items other than shoplifters... #CopProblems @LegoHot 🚨
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