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😂😂Every Briton should stockpile 3 days worth of water & food says the Government.
In the real UK, charities are handing out weekly food parcels to more families than ever due to risen cost of almost everything, especially during the school holidays.
#CouldNotMakeItUp #HeatOrEat
“Harlow has benefited from taxpayer support, being paid a £1,480 grant by Creative Scotland in 2020 and a further £2,000 from a ‘hardship fund for creative freelancers’ two years later.”
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Marion Calder, a director at For Women Scotland, said: “It’s depressing, but sadly not surprising, that these so-called feminists appear to have no issue associating with a man whose modus operandi is quite literally travelling the country to try and silence women.
“It just goes to show the narcissism and delusion of this man that he does not seem to grasp that his pathetic actions simply prove our point.
“If there is a more fitting personification of trans activism than one arrogant man getting his kicks from attempting to drown out and shut down the voices of women, I am yet to see it.”
A raving Zionist called Adelson was Trump's biggest donor but now MAGAs are shocked to find out their president is a trick in an Israeli whorehouse.
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Currently sat in the customer service department of a major telco company where a staff member is quite openly reading a copy of “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck”. #couldnotmakeitup
Thanks @British_Airways and @HeathrowAirport for ruining our entire weekend. And now our flight home is delayed #couldnotmakeitup
@BBCBreaking Welcome to the Tory government, where we won't pay you what your worth just sue you instead and give shed loads of money to our corrupt mates! #couldnotmakeitup
This time last year we were actively encouraging people, without smart meters, to take manual meter readings ahead of 1 April price increases. This year we await the budget to find out if in just 3 weeks time prices will rise 20%. #CouldNotMakeItUp
When the tech decides to play along with the loose Up Helly Aa theme and gives the @GrampianHR listener an encore of John Denver #couldnotmakeitup #sogooditplayedtwice 🙈🤣
"The government’s next fleet of armoured ministerial cars will be made in Germany because supply chain issues hampered by Brexit mean no British manufacturer is able to meet its requirements"
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Merry Christmas from the Brexit chaos.
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@BabkaBubu @EtonOldBoys @sd362111 Absolutely agree with you. All we need now is for #ThickLizzie to make #BorisTheLiar a Lord for the stitch up to be complete.
#CouldNotMakeItUp.
#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern
@RugbyWorcs SFA ......just blagging more time with empty promises.....plus surly the new "buyers "must be clueless to want these twats still on board for the transition 🤯🤯🤯 ....un fucking believe able #couldnotmakeitup
I should be umpiring my first #netball match of the season now, but it got cancelled. Not for #QueenElizabethII but as the local school we play at, only noticed this afternoon their contractors didn’t paint the markings on the floor over the summer #CouldNotMakeItUp
Majority of the country is in a drought situation and #GTFC get their football match abandoned because of the heavy rain tonight!! #CouldNotMakeItUp
Despite 3 emails and 3 phone calls STILL no response from @easyJet to my serious complaint that I plan to take to the press. I did receive a survey from them today though asking how pleased I am with their treatment of my complaint?!!!!!!!!!
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Leak on road for around 10 years … @NorthumbrianH2O decide to investigate this evening , digging up a car park with a pick axe at 9.45 pm… this is obviously not an emergency, nor is it acceptable #couldnotmakeitup #10yearleak
Can we make sure any surplus is passed on to the 1000’s of food banks please 👍 #LevellingUp #IdiotsInCharge #CouldNotMakeItUp 🤬🤬🤬
Ministers set to drop UK ban on foie gras and fur imports https://t.co/YPOXPctbJJ
Imagine having your game called off because your team abused and threatened a ref. Then having the gall to call your opposition embarrassing 😂 #couldnotmakeitup
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